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OPINION: Family Law And Fatherhood

America’s Courts Need To Keep Families Together


The Sandy Hook School massacre has left many people asking why. Before the shell casings cooled, the “why” debate started. Gun critics blamed the National Rifle Association. Mental Health critics blamed the lack of mental health care. Almost overlooked in the debate were headlines from The Los Angeles Times: Connecticut Shooter Was Estranged From Father. The sub headline stated that the shooter “Hadn’t seen his father in two years-despite the father’s efforts. Another headline read, “Upset by divorce? Outsider? Seeking clues in school shooter’s past.”

There are many psychological studies and statistics that prove that children who come from broken homes suffer. Too many to list here. Many others prove that children without the strong presence of fathers in their lives also suffer. Yet America allows these situations to continue.

Here in West Virginia, has identified two judges whose anti-fatherhood and anti-family stances are improper: Kanawha County Family Court Judge Michael J. Kelly and Supreme Court Justice Menis E. Ketchum.

In the case of Bill Henry, Kelly Michael J. Kellyrefused to return Henry’s runaway teenage daughter to him. She was staying with friends. In doing so, Kelly improperly stripped Henry’s right to be a father to his daughter. At one point the insensitive and arrogant Kelly said that “Anyone can live with anything for 19 days” but never reversed his temporary order.

judgemikekelly215In the case of Publisher Mark Hallburn, Kelly reduced Hallburn’s parenting time to less than 70-percent based on false allegations in a temporary custody hearing. Later, it was determined that the allegations were false and made merely on “beliefs” rather than fact. Despite numerous requests, Kelly has refused to reverse his fatally-flawed ruling and even rejected an Emergency Father’s Day visitation motion because he did not receive it 10 days before Father’s Day. Obviously Kelly does not understand the definition of “Emergency.”

When Ketchum asked for-and received Menis E. Ketchuman Emergency Father’s Day motion from Hallburn his arrogant response was to violate the First Amendment of the United States Constitution and order Hallburn not to contact the West Virginia Supreme Court about the case any longer. Kelly later retaliated by refusing to let Hallburn’s son travel with him out-of-state SPECIFICALLY because Hallburn complained to Ketchum who responded with the illegal order.

Kelly’s antics are nothing new. The group Men and Women Against Discrimination called for Kelly’s removal from the bench years ago after he testified that he ignored state law about parental custody. In the Hallburn case he commented that state law would not allow either parent to get primary custody-then, in his wrongful temporary ruling, gave primary custody to Dolores Halburn. Nearly a year later, because Kelly has not issued a final divorce decree, that “temporary” ruling remains in effect, denying Mark Hallburn his proper rights as a father. This is classic Kelly misconduct: Acknowledge the law, then circumvent it. He clearly does this because the West Virginia Supreme Court, including Ketchum, allow Kelly to do this.

When Ketchum handed down the Administrative Order, he violated federal constitutional law. When Kelly cited that order and retaliated against Hallburn, he also violated federal constitutional law.

justicemeniseketcumiiKelly and Ketchum claim to be highly educated men. However, their arrogance and misconduct only prove that they are fools that somehow managed to earn law degrees-then sucker voters into electing them. Kelly and Ketchum lack common decency and common sense. Therefore they have no business serving on any bench.

Some may say that removing two judges over two cases is extreme. However, there are many more people that contacted citing abuse by Kelly. They are simply afraid that he will retaliate against them (like he did with Hallburn) and do not want their names and cases published. This alone is grounds to remove a judge. No one should have to fear retaliation-including the loss of precious time with their children.

In fairness to the courts, there are abusive fathers. Same for mothers. Each should be kept from their children until counseling and other intervention takes place. However, neither Hallburn or Henry abused their children and too many fathers are held back from parenting simply because ignorant judges automatically award primary custody to mothers.

Complaints have been filed against both Kelly and Ketchum with the West Virginia Judicial Investigative Commission. It claims to have processes to deal with bad judges. However, those processes are broken and must be immediately replaced. The JIC has no option other than to do the following: 1) IMMEDIATELY order Kelly and Ketchum to restore every moment of lost time with their children. EVERY moment. This means rolling back the clock-which will be a huge challenge for Kelly and Ketchum-but is their problem. 2) IMMEDIATELY remove from the bench. 3) Throw them into prison for violating federal constitutional law. 4) Set down standards to make sure this does not happen again. 5) Change the way the JIC conducts business so that judges are properly supervised to make sure this does not happen again. 6) Turn over custody rulings to juries consisting of parents. 7) Order the West Virginia Supreme Court to immediately allow temporary orders to be appealed. 8) Turn over all courtroom videos to the news media for us to publish. (Redact the names of cases and digitize the images of petitioners and respondents) 9) Allow reporters into family law courtrooms to keep an eye on judges. 10) Allow the public to address the West Virginia Supreme Court justices at every hearing. 11) Transform the JIC into a civilian review board. 12) Two-year terms for all judges. 13) Recalls for all public officials-elected, appointed, and hired. This must include judges. 14) Term limits for all elected public officials-including judges.

All of these things must happen by the close of business, Friday, December 21, 2012 so that fathers can make sure their rights to be with their children are not violated on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day.

It’s highly unlikely that any West Virginia father will shoot up a school like the incident in Connecticut. However we simply cannot afford another Sandy Hook incident or any other problems with our children because of the courts continuing to improperly interfere with the rights of fathers to parent their children.

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By Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor/Hurricane Rina McCoy – Crooked County Crooks Editor/Freebird – Revenge of the Ghost Wolf Reporter

Lizzy and Lexy the BUTCHER BITCHES started the tongue down the throat FAD in Crooked County that kills an elderly man !

What a headline!

….Swear to GOD every word of this article is true and nowhere else  besides Gilmer County, WV in the entire United States of America would we even have the opportunity to tell you a story this sensational!!

This could be a story told to the grandchildren and is certainly one for the history books ….which proves once again what off the wall weird sons of bitches the Church of IKE  followers are which includes the fine elite and more famous Butcher Bitches who remind all they know that their daddy is rich during the HOT ACTION revealed in their scantly clad sexy video’s in possession of the SS of Central WV!!

Be it dude or chick the savage behavior in this photo illustrates vividly another elite raucous party like the one they had that led to rape of a 16 year old girl one winter night up hwy 33 has begun at this Butcher Bitches Breaking Bad Beach Blanket Bingo Extravaganza!

The lunatic fringe millionaire drugged out WACO Oil and Gas Wacko’s get the Gilmer County Sheriff Mickey Metz himself to guard the car of a Waco Oil Vice President who is gonna have one pissed off daddy who just happens to be the Lord of the Church of Ike when that good ole boy finds out about a certain incident down by the county line towards Grantsville.

IL the Lord of the Church of Ike is going to be awfully pissed off indeed when it is found out his son Doug Morris was fucked up on the way to his girl friends house after beating his wife, then wrecked the car and was found later to have been under the influence of five different drugs according to a police report.

You got to have your tongue down the mouth of the local cops pretty far to pull off getting  away with crashing a car .. fucked up …and then think you are going to walk!

But as time goes by, people forget in Gilmer County because that is how it is done son, so eventually the bad behavior results in no criminal consequences, but …that is how you always do it — if you are the child of an elite — in Crooked County down by the Crooked River!!

Just look at Lizzy and Lexy Butcher who brag their daddy is rich, but they forgot to tell you what a complete dick dude is! And he has done his share to create a hostile environment, which is the result of the learned skill of how to successfully buy political favors, legal or illegal, and with the biggest named politicians known in the state of West Virginia or Crooked County, West Virginia …down by the Crooked River!!! !

 “Well if you haven’t heard it before I’m a tellin ya now, Sick is what these people have become and they stick out their DEVILS TONGUE and here is a true life story to let you know it is all true and that is a fine how do you do!”

Lizzy Butcher was heard to say to her sister before she laid this kiss and tongue down the throat session on her sister Lexy Butcher
..” I just want you IN ME!”
OH MY!! This shows the public what is really going on with the infamous BAD ASS BOX BANGING Butcher Bitches!!

West Virginia State Police have arrested a Roane County physician connected to abuse of an elderly man, police saying Dr. Kenneth Seen, 51, inserted his tongue in the man’s mouth, just like Lizzy Butcher of the BAD ASS BOX BANGING BUTCHER BITCHES!! The CalPatty Press has published countless photos of LIZZY Butcher with her tongue down the mouth of more people than we can even keep track of!!

Sgt. Fred Hammack of the Spencer Detachment told media during the investigation he discovered that a significant portion of Dr. Seen’s tongue had been bitten off.

Seen has been charged with battery connected to the incident.

State Police say Seen was caring for a 77-year-old man who had dementia, Parkinson’s, and a broken hip when he stuck his tongue in his mouth.

Police said through an investigation and search warrants, it was revealed that Dr. Seen’s account of events could not have happened.

According to Sgt. Hammack, the only way Seen’s tongue could have been bitten is if Seen had stuck his tongue in the patient’s mouth.

Butcher Bitches Lizzy and Lexy love to have sex …with each other and get prepared for another lesbian incest is best encounter! Nothing like keeping it in the family. This photo was given to us by Gary Collins to celebrate …”Have another DRINK Princess Di” .. day, in honor of Diana L Butcher chasing him through the post office in twenty eleven, oh that day was just like heaven!!

WCHS-TV reported the alleged victim’s daughter, Yvonne Wright says her father lost his will to live following this incident and died just this past Friday, killed by the same actions made popular by the infamous BUTCHER BITCHES  Lizzy and Lexy the daughters of R TERRY Butcher of the Butcher and Butcher Law firm.

State police believe this incident was sexual in nature, but could only charge Seen with battery because there are no guidelines for this type of incident, according to WCHS-TV.

Police say that Dr. Seen is also a pastor in Roane County.

Police also say Seen physically assaulted a 14-year-old boy at his church, and has been charged with child abuse with risk or injury.

In a separate complaint filed by the parent of a child who attends Seen’s Christian Society of Roane County, Seen was accused of repeatedly striking a child in the back after the child did not comply with something Seen asked him to do.

Seen is in Central Regional Jail!

Lizzy Butcher in one of her quieter moments after SEX with her friend having that traditional cig and sharing her breasts with her friends!!

Dr. Seen’s sons were sentenced this year(don’t say that holding your tongue) related to charges of possessing child pornography.

“25-year-old Adam K. Seen, a former computer technician for Roane County schools, was sentenced to two years in federal prison for possession of child pornography!!”

His brother, 23-year-old Jacob Seen, was also sentenced to two-and-a-half years in prison on a child porn charge.

Both men admitted that on December 3, 2009, they possessed more than 600 images and videos depicting minors engaged in sexual conduct.

Jacob Seen admitted his collection included a video of a prepubescent minor involved in a sadistic or masochistic act or in sexual violence just like a Butcher Bitch down in Crooked County, so Roane was trying to be cool as all the folk from the Church of Ike! Yikes!!

Adam Seen worked as an information technology specialist for Roane County schools before his arrest in 2009, and now we know local IKE MORRIS WACO OIL and ASS home-boy Stanley Mclauglin who is an information technology specialist for IKE MORRIS is directly tied to these degenerate sons of bitches trying to follow in Crooked County footsteps of destruction.

Lizzy just sucked some dick and wanted to share the cum of some young guy with Butcher Bitch Lexy, but Lexy didn’t think that was really so sexy and was not as drunk as Lizzy and feeling a little dizzy when this photo was taken ….thanks to Gary Collins for this photo!

Don’t underestimate the Power of Darkness!!

The Church of Ike members are into DRUGS, ripping people off in the oil business, and child prostitution and pornography with their connection through WACO employee Stanley Mclauglin who has former dealings with and direct ties to Adam K. Seen, a former computer technician for Roane County schools!!

Information revealed in an interview earlier this morning indicates the CHURCH of IKE working with Gerald B Hough fully endorsed all the property stolen involving the infamous missing 1/6 from the Travesty of Justice case, and ALL DONE with the help of BM – Beverly Marks, former County Commission Clerk, who we heard today had her eventual successor Jean Butcher  doing some of the dirty work pulling the Deed from the LAND BOOKS  of the missing 1/6th to cover for the lie told to a grand jury and trial jury by Gerald B Hough Gilmer County Prosecutor!

Those Butcher Bitches when they are BREAKING BAD are some BAD COMPANY!!

Lexy Butcher with her party butt showing …keeping up with the Butcher Bitches tradition of debauchery just like their mom Nasia Butcher the principal of Gilmer County High School! NAY SHA BABY!! She taught her daughters, and she taught them well, with her tongue down their throats all the way down to the Church of IKE HELL! BAD COMPANY until the day I die!! Dirty for Dirty!!

The CalPatty Press Remembers … Great Moments in History, the day that Shelly Morris DeMarino said, GOODBYE to the Calhoun Lagoon of Conspiracy!!

Christopher Shane Dellinger certainly made for interesting moments in Calhoun County history when he collected payments for his Permit – to – Carry,classes and pocketed the money while a Grantsville Police Officer back in the hey day when the CalPatty Press was based in Calhoun County. Dellinger was later arrested for felony charges out of Braxton County that were reversed in West Virginia Supreme Court because of an error by judge Richard A Facemire….thus the V for VICTORY – Shane Dellinger had a little hotty named Brandy, and both participated in the famous pill popping and bed hopping days, with the Fire Starting Cult socializing with the infamous HOT TODDY and Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson aka Lunacy Lucy and Lil Steph!

By Rina McCoy – CCC Editor for Concerned Citizens Free Press/Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor

Today the Concerned Citizens Free Press takes you back in time to relive the  eventful memorable days from the past that are important parts of local history.

Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson girlfriend to Fire Starting Cult Leader Christopher Todd Smith who died in the bed of “Hot Toddy” in Lewis County in the early morning hours of 26 December 2009 just about two weeks after Fred Hill went into the Crooked River and was never found until April, 18th 2010.

 This CalPatty Press article, lets us all recall the long drawn out Hot Toddy marijuana case, that seemed to go on forever and ever, from 2007 to almost never! But, something also to note from those days gone by is the fact that Shelly Morris DeMarino quit Calhoun County for all the drama and misconduct and mayhem Crooked County style a goin on down there across the county line, and a place we know well, for we had a pretty good time when we lived down there which almost seemed like it was without a care, for it was so many years ago, that now seems like another place and time. Here is a Secret Seven Coalition article published by the CalPatty Press…


The Todd Smith Plea Agreement initially proposed by Shelly Morris DeMarino Calhoun County Prosecutor (left)was inspected, then rejected by a 4th circuit court judge down in the County seat of Grantsville, West Virginia.

Not many people know this, and we don’t expect the mainstream press to report on the matter that Calhoun County Prosecutor Shelly Morris DeMarino filed complaints against WV State Troopers Starcher and our very own OAKIE Starsic involving a local murder investigation– And was in the perfect position to blow the lid off the cover-ups and corruption taking place on a daily basis in Calhoun County West Virginia–according to a treasured and secret member of the Central West Virginia’s Secret Seven Coalition.


Looking as happy as the day she embraced Todd Smith on the Courthouse steps…Power Elite Calhoun County Prosecutor Shelly Morris DeMarino quits over disagreement with covering for the WV State Police!

But because of who Shelly Morris DeMarino is– a member of the Power Elite from Glenville, West Virginia — she could no longer be a part of bad doings in Calhoun County and just look the other way. Calhoun County is considered to be far beneath anyone from the Power Elite in Glenville and she felt she couldn’t get too deeply involved in the bad doings of the drawling Calhoun County folk with their thick backwoods accents and still come out smelling like a rose!

This is standard equipment for Fire Starting Cult Members in the year 2006 during the eventful days of outrageous parties and kickin it with the cops, it was a pill popping and bed hoppin time had for all, and a record year for mysterious fires of Calhoun County that continued thru 2007

For the record Calhoun County Prosecutor Shelly DeMarino says she is resigning, citing, “An irreparable breakdown in the relationship between my office and the WV State Police!”

DeMarino said, “I believe that the citizens of Calhoun County deserve better!”

“It is with much regret that I resign…There have been matters that have arisen that I feel make it impossible for me to continue in this capacity,” DeMarino said.

“The situation between myself and law enforcement has led me to this decision,” she continued.

While the prosecutor did not comment further on the reasons for her resignation, problems reportedly reached a boiling point after Cpl. Doug Starcher expressed anger over the release of public information of a recent criminal complaint.

“Kelli” aka Lunacy Lucy demonstrating that INNOVATION was the theme of this Cult Bed Hoppin and Pill Poppin Party from 2006!

Criminal complaints are public information in West Virginia.

Cpl. Starcher was reportedly upset that information in the complaint could bring harm to a witness by being published in the media, although all persons who are charged with a crime get a copy of the criminal complaint, essentially making the officers concerns invalid.

DeMarino’s resignation indicated a number of ongoing problems that she says has made the relationship inoperable in fulfilling her duties.

In the Hey Dey of the Fire Starting Cult the Cops went to pill poppin and bed hoppin parties, and in that hey day, Police Chief Ron Gordon from Calhoun County was found out for his sexual assaults concerning young women on home confinement and sexual blackmail for the purpose of passing their drug tests and got 15years – Calhoun County Deputy Sheriff Chief Deputy Bandy also was arrested for seven felonies, and Shane Dellinger, Grantsville Police officer soon found himself under arrest, and he was attending cult parties, along with Police Chief JD Nicholson who found himself dead, not long after the Cult HEY DAY was over.

The CalPatty Press and the Secret Seven Coalition believes much of the hard feelings involve the case of Seth Denmark and the murder investigation of the local Denmark family from Calhoun County. William Albert “Seth” Denmark, 20, of the Beech area and Spencer was convicted of a kidnapping charge and is now a suspect in the murder case. Denmark’s father, William Denmark, has also been arrested.

William Denmark, his wife Jackie and son Seth have all been incarcerated on charges related to an alleged shooting, a kidnapping and a report by a witness alleging that Seth Denmark, 22, shot David Beach in the head and buried him in a grave four years ago.

By orders of the Secret Seven Coalition and the CCC from Elkins, WV the CalPatty Press was asked to STAND DOWN on ANY reporting of the Denmark murder and or ANY of the subsequent investigations into the murder, or related shooting incidents.

***We have been ordered by our own superiors to shut the **** up about the

Hot Toddy” Leader of the Fire Starting Cult from one of the multiple stock photo’s of Christopher Todd Smith Mug SHOTS — The SS and the CULT were locked into a bitter feud not unlike the Hatfields and McCoys from 2006 until 2010 when things cooled down a bit and mostly for the reason the Secret Seven started giving CROOKED COUNTY full attention starting in 2009 with the MURDER of Fred Hill which was covered up by local law enforcement and saw the birth of the ridiculous quote of uttered by Sheriff Metz known as ” ….NO FOUL PLAY!” ..which was a statement predicted by the CalPatty Press and the SS FOUR months in advance!

Denmark Murder and forget about it– do not publish any further information on the matter what-so -ever!

We have been told that entire matter is too dangerous, and quite frankly so are all the people involved. Indeed it is a rare occurrence for a matter to become so dangerous, that we were ordered NOT TO REPORT ON THE MATTER IN ANY WAY by order of the SS!

It appears that Shelly Morris Demarino got the same memo we did…it was pretty simple!


In April of 2009 Judge Nibert rejected the SNITCH DEAL plea agreement, authored by Shelly Morris DeMarino regarding Christopher Todd Smith’s 2007 drug charges–indicating Smith had a 20-year history of criminal charges in several counties, including the theft of a credit card. Smith purchased an ATV with the credit card, and spent some time incarcerated for the theft- and robbing the card from the body of a man just killed in a car accident.

Monday March 22, 2010 – Christopher Todd Smith, through his attorney Tom Whittier, presented new motions to Circuit Judge David W. Nibert.

Nobody wanted to hear any NEW motions of any kind — since the dope arrest is from October of 2007 and the matter still has not been brought to trial.

“One motion made by Smith’s attorney Tom Whitter was for an In-camera hearing, a closed or private session with the judge!”

In Camera refers to a secret and private discussion and trials held with the judge in his private chambers or in the courtroom without any public or jurors.

Normally sensitive matters and matters of national security are tried or discussed privately which may or may not be recorded. Doubt Hot Toddy has any legitimate matters that would require and IN-CAMERA situation.
New Motions In Smith Case: (L to R) prosecutor DeMarino, Judge David W. Nibert, attorney Tom Whittier, Christopher Todd Smith, seated

Judge Nibert responded, “I don’t want to have a hearing (on motions) on the trial date!”

Prosecutor Shelly DeMarino said “I oppose this. It has drug on far too long, too many continuances,” while reviewing the court record.

Lil Steph and Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson aka Lunacy Lucy of the Fire Starting Cult during happy days!

Stephanie Stamper AKA Lil Steph, a sister to the deceased Kelli Nicole Stamper-Lawson AKA Lunacy Lucy of the Fire Starting Cult was recently almost run over by Todd Smith AKA Hot Toddy leader of the CULT!

This incident that involved Smith backing his truck up in a threatening manner as if to ram the vehicle into the young Stephanie Stamper prompted her to file a protective order against Smith.

DeMarino expressed concern for Lil Steph – who will be a witness for the prosecution in Smith’s drug case-we predict that she will testify to the fact that SMITH KILLED KELLI LAWSON because she knew too much about his drug and gang operations-technically at one time, the Central West Virginia SS and CCC considered Lil Steph a full fledged member of the Fire Starting Cult!

Kelli Stamper-Lawson was formerly Smith’s girlfriend. She died of what has been rumored as a drug overdose last December 26th — Lawson was found unresponsive in Smiths bed in the wee hours of the morning at 4:30 am the 26th just after an Xmas night Celebration at Smiths home in Weston. Inside information revealed Lawson died from a cocktail of illegal drugs.
Kelli Lawson-photo taken around the time of the Grantsville Mystery Fires-She was going to testify against Smith but was found dead from drug overdose in his bed at around 430am on the 26th of Dec 2009.

“I’m concerned about witness intimidation!” the prosecutor said, referring to Stephanie.

Kelli Lawson also known as Lunacy Lucy the Pill Popper and Bed Hopper was also reportedly going to testify against Smith.

Little Steph in the middle of some friends after a gathering with Christopher Todd Smith aka Hot Toddy shortly after the death of Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson. The blond girl on the right was from out of town and we heard it said, she put the “Hi” in O HI O

Just days after Kelli was found dead, Smith was bragging about the sexual conquest of Lil Steph and that she was trading sex for Hot Toddy’s dope.

To be honest, I understand that precious Lil Steph is struggling with a substance abuse problem.

But I never personally believed that she was having sexual relations with Smith, but then again, I have always been a bit naive to these types of things until recently. I certainly hope that was not the case under the circumstances.

Smith’s attorney claimed that Stamper is continually harassing Smith since the order was issued, “Driving by his business place many times a day!” It was later revealed that Smith and Stephanie Stamper have been issued mutual protective orders, related to the recent disagreement on Grantsville’s Main Street.

The protective orders were actually issued after Smith allegedly backed his truck toward Stamper in a threatening manner.

Obviously Lil Steph is now mad as hell and does not want to take the Hot Toddy **** anymore, and will most likely testify that she feels Smith is the cause of her sisters death, and with that we would all agree.

If this trial would have proceeded in a timely manner, then possibly Kelli Lawson would still be alive today.

Judge Nibert decided to hear Smith’s motions on the scheduled trial date, April 6, commenting that the trial has been “on again, off again” since his indictment.

Smith will go to trial the following day. “Everybody get ready,” Judge Nibert stated, as the blond court reporter jumped up from under the bench elated!!

A classic shot of Lunacy Lucy of the Fire Starting Cult with a good representation and accurate depiction of a bed hoppin and pill poppin party made famous by the Cult!!

Kelly Nicole Stamper Lawson …Fire Starting Cult Chick and Gun Ma for Hot Toddy, and An   .. AMERICAN WOMAN!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALPATTY PRESS FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY FEBRUARY 5th — Here is a CalPatty Press Original in Celebration!

Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor/Hurricane Rina McCoy – Cosmos Communicator  Editor

In celebration of the BIRTH of the CalPatty Press five years ago today, we are republishing the Brotherhood of Darkness!

The CalPatty Press, still secretly in existence was one of the most successful websites in West Virginia history that went down in flames on August the 11th 2010 at 0722 hrs when the Flagship of the Secret Seven was sunk to the bottom of the Crooked River after a severe attack from the Power Elite in Glenville, West Virginia after a campaign led by LISA MINNEY owner and publisher of TWO-FACED TWO-LANE Ain’t living long like this magazine, teamed up with Lisa Belknap the publisher of the Gilmer Journal, along with Gerry Hough, Shelly Morris DeMarino, the Butcher and Butcher law firm, JUDGE FACEMIRE, and several other elite all banned together, after an issue of the CPP published NUDE pictures of LIZZY and LEXY Butcher engaged in sexual debauchery along with several other young people from the area. GROUP SEX, wild naked running around parties, rape and mayhem all seems to be PAR for the course among the children of the Power Elite of Gilmer County!


Please JOIN US the SECRET SEVEN COALITION and all the original CalPatty Press members as we celebrate all this week. In fact, in celebration we are gonna let the dogs loose, so you may want to tell the bad guys to be aware it is open season on assholes all week long! Please join us this first day of celebration as we bring you ….


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Who’s really in the dark? US… you know, the YOU and ME that make up our own little worlds. Or them… the elite!?

Many of “them” are members of the “Brotherhood!” The brotherhood…from the dark side!

Angel of darkness is upon you
Stuck a needle in your arm
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
One more drink fool, will drown you


Most of the entire state of WV is so HIGH they’re in the dark all the time!

It’s true according to new statistics WV has more people per capita on dope from the doctor than any state in the US! That could explain why WV supposedly has one of the lowest crime rates in the US, but is NUMBER ONE for percentage of people incarcerated at nearly 6 per 100 persons. A lot of people are in jail for non violent dope offenses. But, whatever the reason the “Jails are FULL…all the same!”

Most people aren’t paying attention to what’s really going on . Even when the CalPatty Press publish articles that we want to share now, often, we find, our site is slammed with hits long after we let the cat out of the bag. So even on the coolest, hottest new Word on the street…there is often some lag time before the true and full story is known by the masses.

The CalPatty Press has often made reference to the WV Judicial System and the FREEMASON connection! Well we have all been so in the dark that evidence from the dark side and that WV Judges and Lawyers are all part of the brotherhood has already surfaced and not many people really know!

One of the many homes to the Brotherhood of Darkness and a place where EVIL LURKS the CROOKED COUNTY COURTHOUSE!

These types of conspiracy stories are strictly taboo…especially if they reveal any truth. Since most mainstream news service agencies are connected to the elite control and ownership you won’t hear much of what really is going on, but since a Freemason JUDGE decided to file legal action, the story became a matter of public record!


Photo from the original CalPatty Press article Brotherhood of Darkness is in celebration of today February the 5th being the birthday of the CalPatty Press

Member of the Secret Seven fully muzzled up…

We not only say that’s bullshit, but we have a lot more to say about it than that!

And if you don’t like it you snotty little bitch Tara Kennedy, then quite frankly…we don’t give a damn! Go fuck a Walrus you prissy little whore!


A couple of months ago last June, Frank Joseph Haas, an administrative law judge from Brooke County, filed a lawsuit alleging that he was summarily expelled from the Masons without any notice.

Haas headed the statewide Grand Lodge from October 2005 to October 2006. Haas tried to make the policies of the state Masons less discriminatory and racist and more in line with the U.S. Constitution and the state’s public policy.

Haas was so used to making his own rules as a WV JUDGE…. he thought he could make his own rules as soon as he climbed up the ladder of the local hot shot Freemason headquarters!


But all the other judges and members of the WV judicial system are Freemasons too!

…Just like we’ve been telling you all along….right here at the CalPatty Press!

SO…basically Frank was fucked since the “real players” didn’t think he was cool enough, so, they did the old planned take over, and took over… the grand plans of the grand master HAAS!

The edict expelling Haas would be part of a report presented by the new grand master.

Haas tried to appeal his expulsion within the organization, but received no formal acknowledgment of his grievance until he filed the lawsuit.

But since most other members of the WV Justice system are also Freemasons and the “word” is out on this dude Frank. “Frank” is word up!” …to the men from the dark side of the brotherhood!

Chances are when you are in front of a judge in WV he is a FREEMASON. You have to be… to be a part of the judicial system…and that’s just the way it is!

The brotherhood runs our judicial system in WV and that is why the court system has become so political.

That is why “SPIKE” our Chief Justice of the Supreme Court can run with his buddy “Blankenship” and get a couple of paid escorts too…for their big whoop de doo da time over in Europe.

Spike Maynard parties and is shown DRUNK with the CEO of Massey Coal Don Blankenship A judge of West Virginia's 30th Judicial Circuit for over 16 years, he was elected as a Democrat to a 12-year term on the Supreme Court of Appeals of West Virginia in 1996. In 2010, Maynard switched parties and won the Republican nomination to challenge longtime Democratic U.S. Representative Nick Rahall in West Virginia's 3rd congressional district. On November 2, 2010, Maynard was defeated in his election bid by Rahall.

Well now that some of the truth leaked out the voters said , “Fuck you SPIKE! You can’t keep a secret even when you lay down with dogs…you woke up with Flea’s and a CEO!


Spike doing some under the table political work about to get some good pussy out of some underhanded dealings, SPIKE MAYNARD was the dirtiest most low down Supreme Court Judge to ever hit West Virginia! The man is a criminal!

No one forced Spike and Ms. Cross to socialize in a well-known Democratic hot spot (in Capito’s district) 3 days before early voting began.

No one set anyone up, but it was a fuck fest later that night, we would love the photo’s of that party, for a Spikes crooked penis would definitely make the tabloids!

How in the world do you see this any differently than Spike and Blankenship fucking all those crazy Bitches in Monaco?

Really? “Gotcha?” Hardly.

This goes far beyond “someone’s social life” – just as the Monaco issue did.

This is precisely the same thing as Monaco, those crooked mother fuckers!

Now that Spike is gone(after this term is out) it is like losing your right hand man…speaking of which , one MASON rule is: that “a person who has lost a foot, a right hand or a right thumb back of the first joint is ineligible for Masonry.”

Another prohibits West Virginia lodges from raising funds for non-Masonic organizations such as local volunteer fire departments. It is also claimed that in June 2008 there were no BLACK Freemasons among the 24,000 who belonged to the Grand Lodge of West Virginia.

SPIKE MAYNARD while on the WV Supreme Court is the author of the BOYD RULE which denied the constitutional rights of the defendant in the TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE case. SPIKE, along with Chief Justice Davis, and Justice Benjamin is the guy that took the 3.5million dollar bribe from Don Blankenship and then voted in his favor on the Massey Coal case just to have it all reversed by the US Supreme Court, that made MASSEY COAL pay 20 MILLION in fee's plus the 60 MILLION they were sued for after the WV Courts manipulated the court case and got caught. All three justices voted the same way on the Massey Coal Case as they did in the Travesty of Justice Case which was on the docket the same week because the court was split politically because of Massey Coal.

Frank Haas had the audacity to try to change all that so that was why “another” stepped in. Frank sued for readmission after being expelled in November 2007. In his suit, Haas claims that he tried to make changes known as the “Wheeling reforms” …but it was NOT SO FAST FRANK!

We at the Calpatty Press see Franks goose as basically cooked since the powers that be are all Masons too!

But, we are grateful because it is out in the open. Masons have to look out for Masons as part of “the oath of office.” That sort of explains to us why judges stick up for judges and lawyers for lawyers in WV no matter if a known crime had been committed or not!

CORRUPTION RUNS DEEP WHEN DAVIS – MAYNARD and Justice Benjamin get together!

A formal complaint was filed against Justice Davis of the West Virginia Supreme Court on December 7th asking for her removal and punishment for her misconduct that was easily proven involving the Travesty of Justice case that was in the WV court system from 2003 until 2009 -- shown here with SPIKE Maynard just about the time the 3 to 2 vote came in.

Technically speaking it is the belief of the Secret Seven that a JUDGE or a member of the WV Judicial System whether you be a judge, prosecutor, clerk, etc has a better chance than anyone to get away with murder or some other heinous crime. A member of that “IN CROWD” has the most likely chance of getting away with a major crime like murder, or even maybe just some simple misconduct. It will all be kept hush hush as long as somebody doesn’t open their mouth.

But good thing for us FRANK opened his mouth, and a little bit more of the true story about the Brotherhood has come to the surface.

Tags: Secret Societies


Crooked County Crooks

August 13, 2008 at 6:09 PM

Much more needs to be said about the “Brotherhood” control of our WV courts!!

There is nobody that is anybody involved in the WV Judicial System that is NOT in the brotherhood!

They are all in the same bed. So, unless it has already been decided to gang up on someone for misconduct, all that’s gonna happen is a cover up.

Everybody covers for everybody and that extends to the Military regime of the WV State Police.

This is also a good article about the DARK BROTHERHOOD that rule the Judicial HELLHOLE in the Mountain State of WV!! Our JUDICIAL SYSTEM Is broken and control is in the dirty
hands of the


August 13, 2008 at 7:45 PM

Forbes says research shows West Virginia is the most medicated state just like this article states these figures just came out today.

States residents filled an average 11.1 retail prescriptions per capita, according to the latest figures compiled by the non-profit Kaiser Family Foundation’s

Well above that average is West by god Virginia!! TRY 17.2 !! Way out in front for pill poppin!!

WV came in first with 17.2 retail prescriptions filled per capita, followed by Missouri, 15.9; Tennessee, 15.8; Alabama, 15.7; and Kentucky, 15.4.

At the bottom of the list, Alaska, 6.5; California, 7.4; and Hawaii, 7.7.

Solution: Suck on more hot dogs and you will eat less pills!

“Just suck on a chilly dog!!”

Central WV SS member Bunny "Sucking a weener" photo from Crooked County!


August 13, 2008 at 10:07 PM

Found this official report on Richard A Facemire CROOKED COUNTY CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE

Judge Richard Facemire:

He does not like the truth on the defense side. Makes the record look legal, even though he prevents proper evidence from getting on the record in civil cases. He breaks state and federal law. And true rights to due processes. Not a fair law abiding judge. But makes it look legal, on the record. Corrupted. 2008-04-06
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D+(1.26) NICE grade point avg

"Guard dogs, also known as watch dogs, or sentry dogs are dogs employed to guard against, or watch for, unwanted or unexpected animals or people." This is WHITE FANG the personal guard dog of the Supreme Commander of the Central WV Secret Seven Coalition!


August 13, 2008 at 10:08 PM

In a unanimous opinion, justices found that Circuit Judge Richard Facemire abandoned his role of neutrality and seriously affected the fairness of the proceedings against Gerald Mark Thompson Jr.

The judge asked about 180 questions of trial witnesses. More than third of them – 83 – were directed toward a State Police trooper and had already been asked by the prosecution. During questioning, the judge also referred to the chemicals found as “meth” or “methamphetamine,” the court noted. Facemire asked Thompson seven questions, his mother 47, his wife 13 and another witness 11.

Below official grade for bad conduct! Remember we can vote this little midget out this year in November

ABA Guideline 5-4. Professionalism and Temperament.

a. Acting in a dignified manner. D (1.00)
b. Treating people with courtesy. F (0.00)
c. Acting with patience and self-control. D (1.00)
d. Dealing with pro se litigants and litigation fairly and effectively. F (0.00)
e. Participates and providing leadership to an appropriate degree in professional development activities and in jurisdiction-wide and statewide court improvement and judicial education activities. C (2.00)
f. Promoting public understanding of and confidence in the courts. D (1.00)

SS member Kemo Sabe the favorite of Lisa Minney in 2006 when the SS first formed guarding a high ranking officer of the SS sitting to the right and keeping an eye on some elite that dude feels owes at least 500,000 in bad debt! Although, it can't be seen in this photo, but both were packing heavy.

Crooked County Ccrooks

August 14, 2008 at 8:49 AM

Some things to think about when dealing with a real proven CROOK like FACEMIRE!

Ask for permission to video the proceedings.

Use the Freedom Of Information Act to get your records. Anything with your name or your child’s name on it belongs to you.

Bring crowds into the courtroom, the bigger the better. Try to get a least a couple of good audio recorders, as well as video secretly placed in the best places to record.

Prep the crowd out in the corridor both to focus the crowd’s attention. Tell your supporters that when the judge tries to shut you down they should all say together, “Let him speak! Let him speak!” Remind everyone to pay attention in the courtroom. .

Speak to police officers standing around. “Sometimes the cops know what’s going on. These judges, attorneys and state agents are kidnapping children, rigging elections, buying votes like they do in Gilmer(Crooked County)” whatever your case is about, or whatever corrupt shit is going down, chances are the local cops know something about it or could know something and may get loose lips.

Do not stand up for the judge if you know he is corrupt. Remain seated when he enters if you want to show that you know he is corrupt. Or, remain standing until he enters if you want to avoid making a show of respect.

Bring binoculars, opera glasses or telescopes into the courtroom to aim at the officers of the court for closer scrutiny, if possible. Put em under the glass.

Mentally discipline yourself not to think or react emotionally.

Make the record in the courtroom, make several copies, this is especially true in Gilmer County, they will try to change the record to suit GERALD B HOUGH the biggest Crook of them all.

Stand up together as a group when the cops enter in a threatening manner. If the cops are threatening get their names.

Even if you lose, you win, because you are exposing the corruption. Exposure of their corruption and the rising up of the people is the only thing they fear.

Get your tapes of the proceedings from the clerk right away before you leave the courtroom so they won’t be edited. (Gilmer County is the worst at faking the court record-and for that we have proof-)

The worse that it is in the courtroom the better that it is because the story goes into the media eventually, and people find out how horrible FACEMIRE is. We have a good example to share with you all soon.

Every time a judge dismisses a case and you appeal it, file compulsory process into the Supreme Court and add his name to your racketeering complaint.

Publish the stories in the newspaper and in any other form of media possible.

Spread those papers around to every state office, every judge, attorney and govt. employee and the surrounding community to make all aware about corrupt public officials, heighten public awareness.

Issue as many subpoenas as possible as often as possible. It makes them nervous.

Confront and loudly point out the crooks wherever and whenever you see them.

Do not hire an attorney. Be your own lawyer.

Don’t give up. Be prepared for a long struggle. Once you begin you must keep the pressure on.

You should always begin with this statement.

“Your honor, is this a court of due process as prescribed by the U.S. Constitution!”

Of course if you try that in Crooked County you will find yourself locked up quick, because Gilmer, Calhoun, Roane, Nicholas and Clay Counties have courts that make their own rules and don’t give a damn about the US Constitution or YOUR rights. In fact, they prefer that you don’t know your rights at all, so they can get their own paid public pretenders to process you through the system ,where you become a number and not a name.

We have to take our courts back if we want our country back!

Crooked River Guard dogs actually go to school to learn how to kill if necessary, and here they are listening up and learning the best way to win ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!!

Johnny Richards

August 14, 2008 at 10:09 AM

Very good information… And True Facts!


August 14, 2008 at 10:30 AM

HOUGH….FACEMIRE, MICKEY METZ and the entire crew of Crooked County Crooks would be a lot better off if they spent more time sucking on HOT DOGS like DREW MOODY the burned out hippie queer… and Dave Cockamamie the editor of the Glenville Demo-Crap and pathfinder of BULLSHIT!

We would love to have a photo with all of them sucking on the dog!

A GERMAN SHEPHERD makes just about the best attack dog around, for they are large and fierce and are trained to take automatic weapons from uniformed men, and or kill their prey when holding automatic firearms

CalPatty Press

August 14, 2008 at 1:03 PM

Break rules, be promoted

When former prosecutors were criticized by appeals courts for breaking the rules of a fair trial, their careers weren’t sidetracked. Instead they became judges.

Just like… know who!

1) An Officer of the court who knew of an arrest warrant sworn out against a brother Mason would have to warn him immediately so he could flee the jurisdiction.

2) A Mason who was told of a brother Mason’s crimes, even including rape, robbery, or child abuse, would have to keep his knowledge of those crimes a secret, even in a court of law!

3) A Royal Arch Mason who knew of a Companion Mason’s being a murderer or a traitor would have to keep his knowledge a secret!

4) A Royal Arch Mason would be obligated to hire a Companion Mason, even for sensitive or skilled professions, even if he didn’t have nearly the qualifications required.

Additionally, though not mentioned in the oaths, many times Masons get a “fairer” trial in courts where a Masonic judge presides. A sizable majority of judges are Masons, and many attorneys are Masons as well. If a Mason appears in court against a non-Mason, all he has to do is give any number of obscure gestures or words to the judge, and the judge will be obligated to rule in his favor. No one in the court room will be the wiser (except another Mason, who would be forbidden from bringing the incident to light).

It is easy to see how these elements of the oaths could very definitely be detrimental to the welfare of our nation. Masons, it is said, “take care of their own,” and they do, to an extent which is frightening.

Could this be a relative of the infamous Segue Sage bred to kill when ordered? Don't mess with a dog from the SS! Not unless you want all of your body parts intact.

Getting Involved

August 14, 2008 at 1:13 PM

Ok, see how this grabs you! Back in January of this year, Mickey Metz arrested the Ranger during what he called a routine traffic stop. Sheriff Metz claimed he pulled over a White Pontiac because a tail light was out on the vehicle. Accord to Metz upon the vehicle stopping an unknown male subject exited the vehicle and ran. As we all now know it was the Ranger who allegedly fled on foot and was arrested a short time later. Of course the next day Sheriff Metz talked with Gilmer County Prosecutor Gerry Hough and thereafter, the Ranger was charged with one misdemeanor count of fleeing.

Apparently, Sheriff Metz provided Gilmer County Magistrate Carol Wolfe with a Sworn Affidavit in support of an arrest warrant on the Ranger for fleeing an officer. Sheriff Metz swore to the facts that while he was performing a “routine traffic stop” on a car that had a tail light out the Ranger who was a passenger in the car fled on foot.

Now for the “Real Story.” The Ranger while in Glenville on the evening in question received word that a gang of Rogue Cops headed by Trooper Doug Starcher of the Grantsville State Police Detachment was in Glenville looking for the Ranger. Upon hearing this, the Ranger called a person to give him a ride out of the Glenville area. This person was unaware that the police were looking for the Ranger and after hanging up the phone with the Ranger told a group of friends that she was going to give her friend the Ranger a ride. Two individuals in that group was Sheriff Metz’s daughter, Chrystal Metz and her boyfriend.

Since the Ranger’s arrest on that evening back in January, secretly recorded conversation with Chrystal Metz and her now ex-boyfriend reveals information that Sheriff Metz was aware the Ranger would be coming through Glenville in a White Pontiac as he was informed by his daughter Chrystal. Arrangements were made, and Chrystal’s boyfriend at the time removed a tail light from the White Pontiac and Sheriff Metz waited at the intersection in Glenville for the White Pontiac with the removed tail. Not quite a “routine traffic stop” as outlined in Sheriff Metz’s Sworn Affidavit in support of the arrest warrant now was it. An Impeachment Hearing may be coming soon regarding Sheriff Metz’s Sworn Affidavit to Gilmer County Magistrate Carol Wolfe.

A constant companion - a guard dog should spend 24/7 with their master and often do, for we bring our dogs everywhere and if they aren't welcome we aren't coming.


August 14, 2008 at 1:22 PM

US constitution prohibits this sort of activity!

That’s some bullshit METZ needs to lose the election and suck on a hot dog like Drew Moody.

I’m the girl in the picture that shows everybody the way. Just suck on that Chilli DOG! We have
tracked sites from all over the world that have borrowed that CalPatty sucking on a hot dog picture. It is on no less than 50 sites, some in Germany and other countries. Also our CAL PATTY with the smiley face is being used as a photo on hundreds of other sites worldwide. So at least the rest of the world is getting some meaningful use out of our hard work and effort. Now open your mouth and say….Crooked County!

Metz is from LEWIS COUNTY and came from a very poor family. So poor in fact, that MICKEY used to get blamed for anything and everything that was missing back in his early days of running around. MICKEY used to get BLAMED FOR STEALING all the time in his young days in Lewis County and he used to smoke a lot of pot! YES Mickey not only smoked weed, but also dealt weed. In fact that may seem like an out there allegation, but pictures do exist showing Mickey Smoking weed and I have had the opportunity of interviewing a couple of his high school pals that speak freely of the weed smoking and slinging weed all over Lewis County days.

Hopefully we get can get a photo up of Mickey taking a big hit off a spleef with a bong in the background and some weed on the table.

When the WAR finally breaks out in Crooked County and the Power Elite have done something really stupid again down by the Crooked River the highly trained dogs from the SS could very well be unleashed for self protection, just like one would use a firearm only the SS dogs are much more deadly than a gun! illustration by SS art director

Angry Citizen

August 14, 2008 at 4:01 PM

There is no doubt Sheriff Mickey Mouse Metz knew the Ranger was coming through town because his daughter Crystal told him so. This plan to catch the Ranger because the Ranger was wanted for alleged property crimes, could have been at the cost of many lives due to the fact an important tail light marker was intentionally removed from a passenger vehicle in order to give unnecessary reason to stop that vehicle.

This plan was dangerous to other motorist, but still Sheriff Mickey Metz not only went along with the plan but assisted with the plan and than gave false information to a County Magistrate.

It is not proper procedure to disable a vehicle’s safety device, nor is it proper procedure to fabricate a story regarding the incident.

Yes, I am ANGRY that the Sheriff of our county would place the lives of other’s in danger just to arrest a person who has been charged with a property crime.

CalPatty Press statistics taken the day the SS FLAGSHIP was sunk in the Crooked River!

Reading Along

August 14, 2008 at 7:52 PM

I heard the bit about the tail light being removed sometime back. I always thought to myself, why do that? There was no cause for the removal of the tail light. These days unfortunately, a police officer does not need any reason to stop a vehicle. So removing the Tail Light was wrong and action needs to be taken against all involved.

I agree with the other commenter, but will also add that this was a stupid move on the part of Mickey Metz and others who were involved. This is an example of poor judgment on the part of Metz, and I would bet other law enforcement officers were aware of the situation, but also went along with the potentially life threatening and dangerous plan.

Luckily no one on the roadway was effected by the poor judgment of Gilmer County Sheriff, Mickey Metz and the other persons who were involved who not only displayed poor judgment, but clearly showed a disregard for the safety of others on the roadway.

The CalPatty Press was getting 44,000 hits per month the last day as the FLAGSHIP for the SS -- The GERRY HOUGH hate site gets only about 300 hits per month on a good month and he placed ads for it in the Glenville Democrat and Pathfinder --this is an example of the people speakin out and being heard by thousands!

CalPatty Press

August 15, 2008 at 2:44 PM

So the answer is to prove that ole Lewis County boy Mickey knowingly participated in an illegal process to apprehend a prisoner. But, to involve a family member certainly is a risky situation.

If the fact can be proven via testimony or some other convincing way, then that charge would certainly have to be dismissed.

Could the matter be considered as misconduct or illegal?

That is the question.

At 3,000 Central WV readers per DAY the CalPatty Press was reaching a large percentage of Central WV readers!


August 15, 2008 at 6:40 PM

It is my understanding that two people involved have been secretly taped talking about the tail light situation. Richards’s attorney is holding on to the tapes in order to impeach Sheriff Metz’s testimony. These tapes do not have to be turned over to the State until the Sheriff testifies, and than Richards’s attorney will present the tapes for impeachment purposes to the Court. After talking to a State Investigator regarding the Richards case in Gilmer County, there are also Tapes that will be produced by Defense Counsel after Trooper Doug Starcher is questioned by Counsel. With out a doubt, Trooper Starcher will lie on the witness stand regarding questions asked by Richards’s attorney. Thereafter, solid evidence of Trooper Starcher lies will be set forth and presented to the Court.

I remember Trooper Starcher being caught in Judge Nibert’s Court and Nibert telling Starcher to never step foot in his Court Room again. I myself, hate all the wrong committed by Doug Starcher while serving as a West Virginia State Trooper. Although, I am not for any kind of criminal activity, I will however commend John Richards for standing up against the wrongs committed by Starcher, and putting together a solid case against the cops who tried to set him up. I have seen the video tapes of individuals like Pete Dilgard for instance that admits Trooper Doug Starcher force him to sign a false statement against Richards. There are several documents that were falsified by Starcher as well as other case evidence. Richards has assisted his attorneys in unraveling Trooper Starcher’s misconduct, and has produced solid evidence which will prove it.

A Power Elite collage of photographs and what nots taken at the Gilmer County Courthouse, recognize anyone in those photos ....I do!

CalPatty Press

August 15, 2008 at 8:08 PM

Gonzo journalism, a style of reporting where reporters involve themselves in the action to such a degree that they become central figures of their own stories. Shown here is a high ranking member of the SS undercover and two years later was named as Supreme Commander of the SS July 22, 2008. This photo taken at a FIRE STARTING CULT party in 2006 that also included special guests like Christopher Shane Dellinger , a Grantsville Police officer that was arrested along with JD Nicholson present after 1am that night, and some pill popping and bed hopping Fire Starting Cult Chicks like Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson, Lil Steph, and Tabitha Clem, later Mikey Ball, and Hot Toddy showed up along with one other law enforcement officer. It was not long after this photo was taken that Ron Gordon Grantsville Police Chief was suspected of raping as many as 14 local Calhoun women and thanks to the detective work of John Manis Richards, and other SS members that called the victims -- and three came forward after all had exchanged numbers and did then get together to bust the rapist Police Chief who gave the girls the choice of having sex with him or testing dirty for drugs.

I will however commend John Richards for standing up against the wrongs committed by Starcher, and putting together a solid case against the cops who tried to set him up.

2nd that motion

Can I get a witness!!


August 17, 2008 at 7:14 PM

Does anyone know what the white police car from Ohio is doing in Grantsville????


August 17, 2008 at 8:28 PM

City Cop Training

Perspective of Law Enforcement

CalPatty Press

August 19, 2008 at 4:28 PM

30 days in advance the CalPatty Press editors PREDICT the exact unfortunate outcome of the Bandy trial. July 13th the Calhoun County Circuit Court judge let it all go against Bandy. EIGHT FELONY COUNTS just gone.

This was the statement made by the people from CALPATTY on June 13th

“Chief Deputy Bandy has a lot of friends in law enforcement and most likely won’t do any real time for his crimes-for all the people he knows, and because of that sweet April girlfriend of his, however it may be a while before he gets lucky …since they got caught. They together, put old people out of their house and then took there stuff, plain and simple. But now they have brought Gerry Hough in as Special Prosecutor to make it all go away. If history repeats it will all go away,

Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson was FUN FUN FUN at the Fire starting Cult Par TAY in 2006 when this photo was taken!

Pissed in Gilmer

August 19, 2008 at 11:06 PM

Me and my boyfriend went out to have a good time at a bar in Glenville called Trezans. A guy decided to grabbed my butt as I was standing with my boyfriend just to start a fight. And of course it worked. We all got threw out and as we were leaving about 8 or 9 guys still wanted to fight and were standing in the road trying to get us to stop and one of them jumped on the hood of my car screaming at me to stop and it looked like he had a hand held pistol in his hand. I was terrified, way too scared to stop the car so I kept going. Now, I am being charged with malicious assault, conspiracy to commit malicious assault and so is my boyfriend. I asked to press charges on the guy for sexual assault, assault for hitting me on the eye, and for jumping on the car. They did not do anything except for pressing the charges on me and my boyfriend. Where’s the justice in that!

Editors note: Certainly interested in the outcome of this event. Anybody know? Basically if you are not friends with the prosecutor GERRY B HOUGH or know someone that he does; or are friends with someone at the courthouse, then you’re fucked! If you are not part of the IN crowd, then basically you’re OUT!

Now is that wrong? YES it is! That is why GILMER County is called CROOKED COUNTY

Hot Toddy, this CalPatty Birthday Special could not be present with the LEADER OF THE FIRE STARTING CULT, the infamous HOT TODDY!!

CalPatty Press

August 20, 2008 at 6:40 PM

Good looking out..

Do those same three chicks own Trezan’s?

Love the pub! More my style. What I like most about the pub is smoking widow fatties on the back porch.


August 20, 2008 at 7:40 PM

Drunk drivers with .15+ BAC to face harsher penalties!

The new law is in effect.

Don’t drink and drive.

…no sex either while driving!

The common Place where the elite meet the perfect spot for the SIGN asking for information on FRED HILL who was murdered in Gilmer County in December of 2009.


August 21, 2008 at 9:19 AM

And if you get pulled over and caught with WEED, tell ‘em you got it from DOUG STARCHER, that you went to his house and bought it that morning, that you saw pot plants growing EVERYWHERE, in all his buildings, in the garden, in the back yard. Weighed out bags of weed in the kitchen on the table. Be particular. Tell them there were all kinds of ounce bags lying around with the ounces divided up into 5 bags each, costing $35 bucks a bag…

The Main Character Lisianna Rockefeller in the book Revenge of the Ghost Wolf!

CalPatty Press

August 21, 2008 at 10:53 AM

YOU must be reading OUR minds….weird

Right now I am trying to steal enough time away to finish our latest CalPatty Press entry having a lot to do with Dougie Starcher and his infamous TESTI-LYING ….NOT testifying!

Kind of like when Dougie pulled over a bunch of kids one day that had nothing to do with nothing and the next thing you know, that…

…they went to your house and bought it that morning, that they saw pot plants growing EVERYWHERE, in all the buildings! In the garden, in the back yard. Weighed out bags of weed in the kitchen on the table….(well you get the idea)

Dougie somehow, someway brings these facts that aren’t facts at all into the courtroom and before a judge and jury….then it’s 5000 dollars and 500 days. Dougies is TESTI-LYIN all god damn day!

Message for Hot Toddy’s Girlfriend

August 21, 2008 at 4:55 PM

Wake up girlfriend!

Things are going on while you are sleeping that you don’t know about or deserve. It seems that HT is meeting a little girl behind the old CRI building.

She is recently married (2 weeks) and lives just down North side and HT is breaking her and her husband up. I heard she just got arrested the other night. ()I think it may have been for indecent exposure().

When I came through the road at the back of the building HT had her bent over doing her doggy. She didn’t have a stitch of clothes on. I saw it with my own eyes and wanted to warn you.

My eyes and mind may never be the same.

Girl, you need to move on. You have stuck with that loser through thick and thin and this is how he repays you. Hard to tell what disease you will have cause the girl is supposed to be a hooker. I think you deserve better than what you are getting from the HT.

Uh huh

August 21, 2008 at 5:05 PM

Are you a talkin bout that Gila Monster gettin a cheated on again. Are you a talkin about Kelli Lawson because she is on the lizard all the way!

What the HELL! Don’t you know anything!


She even carries a little green monster look a like on her key chain that is battery operated…you know for those long hours away from home!

Message for Hot Toddy’s Girlfriend

August 21, 2008 at 10:28 PM

I am telling you HT must be tired of it all the way.

This chick he was with has ran around town before stark naked, out of this world on drugs. She was completely naked when I saw her. HT just had his pants down. It didn’t take long……

Yeah, I happened to catch a glimpse of those photos of the lollipop riding the blue battery when the Roddy was showing them to everyone. I wouldn’t be very proud that I couldn’t keep my woman happy. Seems HT can’t satisfy her and she apparently isn’t keeping him satisfied.

My guess is that there is a drug connection, so while they are out back trading she decided to give the toad a little bonus.

Kel Bel watch your twat.and your man.


August 22, 2008 at 12:23 AM

Taken from the comments section of Where’s Johnny Site
Not her friend or his friend

I think Kel and the toddster deserve each other. No one should warn her what is going on while she is sleeping or anything else.

I heard Hot toddy was ridin the big red machine up the riverbank meeting the hippy chick weeks ago. Good for him. Now she gets a taste of her own medicine. Staying with Hot Rod for money and dope and he is screwing around on you. Ha Ha.

Yep, you deserve each other. I don’t know who would want either one of you. A person sure can tolerate a lot for money.

2008 at11:42 pm aug21

Hot toddys girlfriend better get tested because I herd rumer the girl Hot toddy was seein has hepatitis from snortin from a straw of someone who had it.

I thought someone said that hot tody and his girl freind were gettin marryed. What wood he want with that hippy chick when he has Kelly. Kelly is beautiful and that hippy chick is not. Kelly don’t need his shit. She has lot goin for her.

I heard at vfw bout a week ago that hot tod is getting ready to turn his girlfreid in to the cops an they was talkin bout Kelly. If he turns her in bout pot and someones property they will drop his charges.

Yeh, i know the other girl he is seeing. She gets high and then accuses every one she sleeps with of rapping her. I herd she is prostitoot

hot toddy might have charges pressed by her. I think she might be scarier than toddy.
Just herd it threw the vine.

Hot Toddy has been promising the SS 150 nude photos of Lisa Minney shown in this photo for years now,

CalPatty Press

August 22, 2008 at 9:13 AM

Only Hot Toddy himself could spell that bad!

Hot Toddy is just mad about the Gila monster getting all the good stuff!

Then, Hot Toddy tries to make Lunacy Lucy jealous by a carrying on with some tall tale, that is always pretty tall, and pretty funny too. Also, mostly not true!

PS Send all Lunacy Lucy pictures in the different color teddy’s to that’s Photo can be with or without teddy.


August 22, 2008 at 10:36 AM

Are you telling me that Hot Roddy is turning Lucy in for his dope charges? Very interesting. I think the hearing is in October. Is he going to go in and say, the pot was Lucy’s?
Very very interesting. She would go to jail and lose her kids, permanently! Yeah!!

Lucy better watch her back, she may show up at court to support the dick and end up being taken away in chains……..

Crooked County Crooks

August 22, 2008 at 6:07 PM

The ole confidential informant turns his gal pal in trick? NOT!! Just another control type trick. Funny how the local po po use the Hot Toddy Roddy as a confidential informant so they don’t have to say where they got the info busting someone Hot Toddy has decided he doesn’t like that particular day.

Well the Gila Monster does the job just fine and doesn’t even need a cigarette afterwards!

Save money on smoke! Do it with the big green poke!


What a tongue on that danged Lizard!

Don’t ya hate it when they pull them early!!

Calhoun County Resident

August 23, 2008 at 2:06 AM

August 23 Mountaineer Marijuana Update from the land of HUR

State Police are making record busts worth millions of dollars on their war on marijuana.

State Police in Mingo County have made the largest drug bust in the state and the largest in the county in at least 20 years.

Troopers say they found more than 10,000 plants as large as 12 to 15 feet tall in the Beech Creek area, the approximate street value of the marijuana is close to $21.3 million.

Troopers in Mason County have found nearly $19.8 million of marijuana so far in 2008, making 8 arrests.

Crooked County Crooks

August 23, 2008 at 2:52 AM

Funny thing!

A JAIL GUARD at the Central Regional Jail in Flatwoods WV HAS SEX with an inmate and is the only person before Judge Facemire recently that didn’t get a long jail or prison sentence. Also they( the court) forgot all about SHANE DELINGER a former Calhoun County Cop busted for FELONY charges.

Steven Gray, a Correctional Officer, was previously convicted as a result of his plea of guilty of engaging in a sexual relationship with an inmate at the Central Regional Jail. The defendant though his attorney Daniel Grindo advised the Court that they would be seeking probation and requested the Court order a psychiatric/psychological evaluation of the defendant which is required by law. Assistant Prosecuting Attorney Dotson did not oppose the defendant’s motion. Judge Facemire ordered that Gray undergo psychiatric/psychological evaluation by Dr. David Clayman and thereafter be returned to the Court for further sentencing on October 9, at 11:30 a.m.

Steven Thomas Gray, 26, of Glenville, is charged with sexual assault in the second degree and imposition of sexual intercourse on incarcerated persons.

The charge alleges that when Gray was employed as a corrections officer at the Central Regional Jail in Flatwoods, he engaged in sexual acts with a prisoner.


Shane Dellinger and his counsel Barbara Schamberger appeared before the Court for sentencing. The Special Prosecuting Attorneys, Nicholas Prosecutor, Mark Huddnall and Assistant Prosecutor, Jonathan Sweeney, failed to appear. After approximately one half hour the Court telephoned the Nicholas County Prosecuting Attorneys Office where Huddnall, advised the Court that he failed to get the matter on his calendar. Judge Facemire rescheduled sentencing until August 25 at 2:00 p.m.

Preferential treatment for former members of the IN Crowd? What else!!

We’ve gotta stop puttin up with this shit!!

CalPatty Press

August 23, 2008 at 5:43 PM

Check out this site

Picture of Dellinger from a CalPatty Press article!

Will knowing and belligerently claiming your rights during a traffic stop prevent you from being a victim of police misconduct and a complete rape of your constitutional rights?

NOT…and especially…

…Not in Braxton County, West Virginia nor anywhere else that law enforcement activities aren’t monitored or where peace officers are allowed to make and file cases regardless of the evidence or the illegal manner in which they make cases against the public…

Every U.S. Citizen has equal protection under the law. I’m not sure if these guys in Braxton, Gilmer(Crooked County) and Calhoun Counties are just sleeping through the academy class on the constitution or what the deal is.

The following pages at contain suggestions, actual events, and commentaries related to the corrupt practices of our law enforcement officers. Your comments and questions are welcome and can be forwarded by clicking the envelope below. As you read through these pages, please remember that you must claim your rights, document either through video, audio, or both, not only your contact with peace officers, but other citizens as well. Speak out, post blogs like the CalPatty Press and the LONE METH RANGER and CALHOUN UNDERGROUND. Use the various video posting services such as YouTube and MySpace to inform people of corrupt police practices. To protect yourself TRAVEL IN GROUPS!

Press Release

August 26, 2008 at 9:28 AM

Looks like HotToddy and Kelli Lawson aka Lunacy Lucy only have a couple of weeks to get married so she won’t have to testify against the Hot Toddy Roddy.

Don’t do it Kelli Just remember the smelli! When the money is gone in just a few months you will still be left with Hot Toddy and Hot Toddy Mommy.

Word on the street is that he is turning you in. After all the dope was found in your children’s dresser, not his……….You were living with him and he reported you stealing pills from him numerous times…(you said that they were for your Gila Monster)Word has it that he turned in some Video recordings of you and the Gila Monster to the cops, to protect himself.

“You” are just roddy candy to Hot Toddy, cause he really does like that trippy hippy with the lippy chick that just got arrested. I think they have been very good friends at the wrong time. She said it was a bad place but that was what it was good for.

Watch the beaver next time your with the Gila Monster, he brags about doing ya when you are passed out.

Slipping, dodging ,sneaking creeping hiding out down the street

See your life shaking with every fool you meet. Re-fried confusion is making itself clear

Wonder which way do I go to get on out of here


August 28, 2008 at 6:47 AM

Did you all know that it is rumored hot toddy has erectile dysfunction. That is why he shows all the nude photos and Lucy has to ride the machine. She better stock up on batteries cause I think he may be going away again.

They are coming to take you away ha, ha. Coming to take you away.

Lizzy Butcher of the Butcher Bitches really got some good ratings for the CalPatty Press when she takes her clothes off and goes both ways! YOW ZA!!


August 31, 2008 at 11:59 PM

Keep watching for a new website to come into play. It
will be called “Where’s Hot Toddy and Gila Monster?”

We will be providing the names of Hot Rods customers, actions, jobs, prices of goods, both of their histories and whereabouts at all times so people will know what is new with them.

Hot Toddy is jealous that Johnny is stealing all the press so we have decided to give him his equal time on the World Wide Web!

When up and running we will put the address on this site.


September 1, 2008 at 12:39 PM

Up and running. Please make all the comments you wish.
I know Hot Toddy doesn’t think he is getting enough publicity so lets make him feel better.

Where’s Hot Rod and Lucy?

Secret Seven Coaltion of Central West Virginia

September 25, 2008 at 7:29 AM

Hot Toddy seems to be trying to spell again. Please print some of this cause it is way too funny. LOL

7 Just watching
8:20 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT (edit) (delete)

Comment #4.

are the people stooped (being bent over) or were you meaning stupid (which is what you are)

I guess we know how english 101 went. LOL LOL

 Mrs. Caps
8:18 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT (edit) (delete)

Keep guessing. You are cold in the hot, cold game. I am laughing so hard it hurts… LOL

4:34 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT

Seems Jess Harris employee of Calhoun County Courthouse is doing all this written on these blogs , AS SHE SAYS” FROM WHAT I HEAR. Thought the COURTHOUSE employees were stand up people. Seems from what I hear she’s been making false police reports and all, speeders, 4 wheeler riders,reporting people that even works for her dad “fuzzy” people turning in her drive, that really never happen, WASTING MOSTLY CLP HUNTS TIME.I guess all that weed she smokes and drugs she does will make you do those things, he he he…..”Check Mate” Jess, “GAME OVER”

4 damm
12:13 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT

this site is as stooped as the person running it…..

3 Mrs. Caps
6:11 pm, Sep 24, 2008 EDT

Well now, who do you think would put dollar signs as his name?????

Must be Hot Toddy Roddy. The whole town already figured you got your granny’s money for the house you burned down. I am surprised you didn’t burn it down with her in it.

Would seem you are misappropriating your dear granny’s funds spending it all on your girlfriend and yourself.

Gossip is ht bought his cupcake a camaro. I don’t think they give you that much to go to a semester of college, and what is funnier than shit is nether one has a drivers licence. Wonder who will chauffer them around now. It will sure be cute to see who rides shotgun. lol and who rides in the backseat. lol or who rides the backseat. he he he he

Oh, you are so way off track. Clueless.

2 Just Watching
1:01 am, Sep 24, 2008 EDT

My, my! It appears someone has some anger issues!

1 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
8:58 pm, Sep 23, 2008 EDT

go fuck yourself at the library some more you fat sticky bitch…. get off your fat sticky ass and leave people alone….

Lexy Butcher of the Buthcer Bitches takes a BLAST up her nose that hurts like HELL!! Damn that is some good Cocaine straight from Doug Morris!

CalPatty Press

January 3, 2009 at 3:33 PM

Please enjoy “Dark Side of The Brotherhood” as the CalPatty Press adds it to our front page our first week in 09. The article was originally published in Aug of 08

We are currently working on a new article regarding Justice Starcher being shown Gilmer County for the first time by the devil himself Gerald B Hough Gilmer County Prosecutor.


January 4, 2009 at 12:13 AM

I think the organization is just an excuse for them all to get “plastered”.

Where is Hot Toddy and Kelli?

January 4, 2009 at 3:44 PM


….that is funny as hell!



And to the fuck ups at Retort,  you little copy cat bitches owe us some money for a copyright infringement and we are coming for it! We know WHO you are and WHERE you are and we can always UNLEASH the DARKNESS …as a LAST RESORT!

A LESSON IN HISTORY — JUST ANOTHER CROOK FROM CROOKED COUNTY–Two-Lane TWO-FACED- Ain’t LIVIN long like this Lisa Minney gives JUDA’s Account of her betrayal to the SS on 11 AUGUST the summer the BUTCHER BITCHES BROKE BAD on the CalPatty Press!

By Hurricane Rina McCoy – Cosmos Communicator Editor

Lisa Minney who turned out to be just another Crook from Crooked County all along gives Juda’s account of betrayal to the WV Secret Seven below!

I don’t know what I did to make that indecipherable connection between me and Calpatty Press three years ago. (See previous post if you are confused.) It’s really hard to tell such things when you don’t even know who they are – screen names, tag-team writers, comments by loyal readers… Never the less, the connection was made, and I fed them any information I had concerning our common enemy, Todd Smith (aka Hot Toddy, scum-bag now in jail). It seems in doing so, I shook hands with the devil, and we’ve somehow been virtually dancing ever since.

The SS did support efforts Minney made to help the mother of Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson(above), Vicki Butcher Stamper Shaver, and her efforts to get the truth about the death of her daughter told.

There are times in your life when you ask yourself, “How did I get in this situation?” Naturally, that question isn’t the main point to dwell on, although it seems we all linger on that a little too long. The question most important at those times is, “How do I get out?”

I don’t know how many of their readers believe I am (or was) one of CalPatty’s “Secret Seven.” I don’t know how many readers believed anything they wrote – about me, about others, about community concerns, about themselves.

Lisa Minney the editor publisher of TWO LANE LIVING magazine

But I do know, that for three years, the CalPatty Press have been dominating our region’s online image — our communal online presentation of our community’s truth. They have gotten more hits and page views than all other blogs in WV combined. Our community’s virtual image has been under the patina of their slanted perspective so that none of us, online or in real life, weren’t soured by it in some way, and also by the huge reach in numbers by the CalPatty Press.

This morning, CalPatty Press was offline. According to, their host server, their blog has been “archived or suspended for a violation of Terms of Service.” I am sure they will attempt to shift their readership over to a sister site, but as far as having the lead in search engines and amount of information online about our county (counties), this has been a critical blow.

I don’t believe I deserve (or want) any credit for this victory.

I am a Virtual Jackie O. I’m a writer in my pajamas, drinking cold coffee, with garden dirt under my fingernails and a tangled pony tail.

My meager attempts to “make it stop” failed early last week when CalPatty was only temporarily frozen. I don’t know if I started a ball rolling, or if attempts from others further slandered on their site than I finally came to fruition. I don’t know if some other person, out there somewhere had the muscle to remove this mountain. I only know that two days ago I was feeling rather deflated about it, disappointed, disgruntled.

Oh, how I hate to lose. And in my attempt to win, I had made things worse. I had done all I knew to do – – and failed.

And so, as so many of us do when we have exhausted all other options… I troubled the Almighty.

(Something I try not to do unless it’s really, really important.)

“Lord, just make it gone.”

Twice I asked; on Sunday evening, and again on Monday evening.

This morning, at 5 a.m. CalPatty Press was still there. Then, there was a clap of thunder that shook the house and took out the power, followed by a really scary electrical storm.

When the power came back on – CalPatty Press was gone.

Lisa Minney had a falling out with other Secret Seven Coalition member over the exposure involving NUDE photos of the Butcher Bitches and also of LIZZY and LEXY engaged in some hard partying and sexual activity!

My communication with WordPress could not have been the only complaint about the site. Mine could not have been the only prayer request concerning it, nor could mine have been the first in three years. I would not presume my words or my prayers to be any more important than anyone else’s.

But, because I so rarely ask His help, and because my prayers were answered, I am compelled to give credit where I believe it is due.

Amen. Thank-you, God!

“GOD must have been listening more to us than to you Lisa Benedict Arnold Minney for now we have twice the readers in West Virginia, and also in different countries and different states, God didn’t stop the truth, god gave us strength to endure the Bullshit of Gilmer County, and all the liars and thieves in public office.


They’re all spies down in Crooked County down by the Crooked River!

By Hurricane Rina McCoy-Central WV SS/Editor Edison – Cal Patty Press Editor with music and color

I awake to find no peace of mind

When the dead body of FRED HILL they did find

I said, how do you live as a fugitive like a member of the SS

Down here where I cannot see so clear,

But that Casey Smith certainly seems queer

You ask what do I know

The State Police just say…

“Hey JOE!” Where ya goin with that gun

Show me the right way to go.

I just don’t know, but the VILLE is an EVIL THRILL!

The elite think evil is fun so they gotta run…

And the spies came out of the water down by the Crooked River

You’re feeling so bad ’cause you know that they killed yet another

Just like the other

That’s why the spies hide in every corner

With the SS man a chief mourner   …at the memorial

But you can’t touch them no way their big dogs say

Or you will be eaten straight away

‘Cause they’re all spies

For in the tallest mountains the Ghost Wolf is still free

They’re all spies down in Crooked County down by the Crooked River

They’re all spies

I awake to see that no one is free but blood still drips from thee

Black cats and midnight tales bring Crystal Metz all too close to the unsolved murder of Fred Hill given the fact she was there and became annoyed by Fred when he pinched her ass and some said she vowed revenge right then and there. Then, just after the midnight hour a short time later Fred disappeared directly into the Crooked River behind the bar where he was drinking with a co-worker that night.

Because we are all spies
We’re all fugitives from the elite
Look at the way we give

And look at the way they live
Down here, some cannot sleep from fear, No!

But no fear they say is the SS way
I said, which way do I turn when I learn that everything is corrupt

We can not go belly up when they’re all spies
Oh, I forget everything but I remember a lot, because I am all spy

Those Crooks come down from the Hill down by the Crooked River

The Spies came all the way from the sea
But you’re feeling so bad cause ya know you ain’t free
Though spies hide out in every corner
But you can’t touch them, no, you can only see
The Dark Woods of Crooked County holds secrets

Cause they’re all spies


FRED IS DEAD ...just like the CalPatty Press said, a long time ago!

Sheriff METZ MAKES THREATS OVER THE PHONE! Brittany Miller making some fat stax of CASH cheating TAX PAYERS and running LAND FRAUD Schemes right out of the Gilmer County Sheriffs Office!!

Rina McCoy/Cosmos Communicator – Editor/Editor Edison/Crooked County Crooks – Reporter/Editor

Sheriff Mickey Metz who was recently exposed for false arrest has been busy trying to cover up the evidence that proves wrongdoing - Metz has conspired with the State Police for the last two weeks on just how to do it!

Metz flipped out yesterday and started making threatening phone calls to people that have been investigating wrongdoing and criminal acts along with false arrests committed by the Sheriffs office in Gilmer County!

Proof positive has been brought forward and is being readied for a criminal negligence law action being brought against the Gilmer County Commission for a lot more money than they currently have in the bank. We are not sure, if the actual being caught at criminal behavior was what pissed Metz off a little before 11am on 7 March 2011 or if the fact there is proof that his Chief Tax Deputy at the Gilmer County Sheriffs Office Brittany Miller has now been implicated in tax fraud and a land fraud scheme by a person that is bringing evidence to federal law enforcement.

Unfortunately when the matter was brought to the attention of the State Police they refused to take the evidence. A complaint was made against Sgt Branham of the West Virginia State Police for refusing to accept a criminal complaint he fully knew implicated public officials.

One of the BIGGEST CROOKS in Crooked County Brittany Lynn Miller has been stealing money from elderly Tax Payers just like Michelle Dawn Rose!

Sgt Branhams refusal to take the criminal complaint and covering up the false arrest and covering up evidence brought against  Gilmer County Public officials is being considered a criminal act.

The former Chief Tax Deputy MICHELLE DAWN ROSE got caught stealing 12,000 of tax payers money and never did one day in jail.  So, this is not the first time one of Mickeys girls got caught stealing, but not a fucking thing was done about it last time and that kind of shit is going to have to stop and stop now!

The people of West Virginia can not take much more of the CROOKED COPS and the CROOKED PROSECUTOR HOUGH or any of the public officials that make up CROOKED COUNTY!!

And check this out! Metz thinks he can win the election for magistrate!

Hey MICKEY you are a dumb ass!

You have no fucking education and if you think for one fucking second you would be considered for magistrate you can take a flying leap you Crooked Piece of lawless shit!

The people of WV have had enough of your lawless protect the Butchers, protect the Power Elite at all costs rules! The people of WV are pretty darn disappointed you got caught falsely arresting someone and now are attempting to cover up the evidence that proves it! How the fuck do you think that is going to work you dumb as fuck hillbilly?


You are done in this town as far as we are concerned Metz, so pack your bags bitch, and the first fucking thing you need to explain is how the fuck did FRED HILL pop up DEAD as FUCK from behind your house?

Was Crystal Metz out there giving Fred a lesson for grabbing her drunk ASS at the bar that night?

Is that why CRYSTAL used a little 140 pound dude as a punching bag, because you backwoods fucks wanted to have some fun?


Did you maybe think there might be a witness or two that could come forward to reveal everything you said about Fred being missing and everything you said about NO FOUL PLAY as just a crock of shit?

We are here today to tell everyone that everything the Sheriff said about Fred Hill was a lie from the get go!

Somebody should contact Freds Family right the fuck now so we can explain to them how these same sons’ of bitches that put innocent people in jail and these same sons of bitches that let 357 Evey walk and these same sons of bitches that back every fucking crooked thing GERRY HOUGH does, are the same sons of bitches that killed their son, their brother, their friend!

How many people out there think it was just a coincidence that Fred Hills’ body popped up behind the Sheriff’s house when it thawed out?

A big day Last Summer during the WAR for FREE SPEECH in Crooked County! Casey Jones and the Chief Deputy Gerwig haul in some young shade leaf plants that would only give you a headache if you smoked em and called it a 200,000 dollar haul! Hey if you want to see a real haul we can take you up hwy 33 and point to the house, but OH, that's right you guys WORK FOR THEM!!

But, the Crooks from Crooked County just don’t kill people and rape innocent women, they rip people off for land that has been in local law abiding families for a hundred years or more . Soon, we will reveal facts, evidence and proof of how Brittany Miller has been working a scam with ED BROOME and a couple of other power elite’s to steal money from people you all very possibly know!

Metz stands guard at a Board of Education meeting, but has spent most of his last three weeks trying to cover up evidence that proves his office made a false arrest and backed the false evidence all the way to the US SUPREME COURT, but NOW METZ and Hough are caught and hopefully will have to face federal charges!

An investigation into the wrongdoing and illegal activities of the Gilmer County Sheriff  -Mickey Metz – and his staff at the infamous Gilmer County Courthouse has revealed that the Gilmer County Sheriff”s office did indeed knowingly bring false evidence to the highest courts!!

If you want more details on how the crime is committed by the TAX Office at the Sheriffs read the Gilmer Free Press for they will be running the details of the land fraud scheme and we will publish as PROOF, Ed Broome’s offer to buy the missing one sixth from the Gilmer County Court case that went all the way to the Supreme Court. Broome we found out made FIVE MILLION in similar land fraud schemes in Richie County in just one year alone! How much of that five million was simply just stolen, and how much has Brittany Miller made in Gilmer County?  We are running a skip trace on Miller today to find out what she is worth and then we are going to send the data to the FBI in Clarksburg along with our private report complete with documents, info and photo’s.

Is that why MICKEY METZ was making threats over the phone early Monday morning, to strike fear in those uncovering the facts of his criminal activity along with his partner Brittany inside the courthouse?

Brittany Miller has got herself connected to the guy who buys more property on the courthouse steps than anyone – FIVE MILLION in land buys just last year!

What a bitch Brittany, did you think you would never get caught you fucking money hungry whore?

Brittany was not a criminal when brought in for some lower level work by Sherry Ratliff and Mickey Metz in  2003 (who is also from Lewis County just like Brittany) and she was immediately given a raise when no one else was! Imagine that!

Was it the old, “Do some crimes for us, and you will be protected and well paid too?”

When Sherry left to go to the board of education (immediately after the theft of the last TAX deputy Michelle Dawn Rose was discovered) Pam Furr became tax deputy and gave Brittany Lynn Miller another raise!

Then when Pam went to work for Magistrate Wolfe,  Mickey promoted Brittany to chief tax deputy (another nice raise) . Of course that could have included a blow job too from what we understand, but Brittany just one criminal removed from Michelle Dawn Rose got raise after raise, now that is interesting!

Lisa Smarr the city council person is Brittanys cousin.  Paula Miller Smarr is her mother.  Brittany is 26 years old this year and lives on Pony Drive in Weston, but is from Linn and attended Gilmer County High, but at one time Brittany lived in COX MILLS.

Did Brittany get beat in or raped in at Gilmer County High School?

Brittany Lynn Miller who just helps herself to thousands of dollars of out of State Tax Payers money is also  close friends with Jackie Broome and the DeMarinos!

In GLENVILLE, WV the RICH steal from the POOR!!

Ed Broome is the guy that scams poor people out of all their money and Jackie Broome is his wife. (See illegal document entered in as evidence below)

Brittany Lynn Miller we hear is a SNITCH for Timothy B Butcher who says HE IS THE LAW IN GLENVILLE, and she also runs to R Terry Butcher with every little detail she hears about SS movements and infiltrations in the courthouse!

She is also close to  Jean Butcher Crooked County Clerk (they are creating a “management” style from each other) both ripoff artists!

Again, lets make it clear the  main supporter for the criminal activity is Ed Broome whom Brittany is in business with.  And since she is also the connect for the Butcher and Butcher Law Firm, Brittany is no better than a cum catching Butcher Bitch! Not much different at all!

That little BITCH BRITTANY is busy buddy!!

Whatever little tidbit of info from inside the courthouse or any little bit of intel she can share and rat someone out from the SS or the CCC, she does it we were told.

Brittany Lynn Miller has proved to be the Power Elites little bitch!!

Living in Lewis County while taking Gilmer County money for her pay is Brittany Lynn who tells all the girls in the office they can’t use the phone, can’t use the computer and they can’t have friends come in the office! She runs the office like a little Hitler while stealing money from old people that can’t afford to have anything stolen from them.

“But what about the CUM  Brittany is responsible for in the office!” said one county worker.

Brittany’s boyfriend came in every day and she was always on the computer or selling longenburger purses or baskets or whatever other crap that Jackie Broome was selling.

Now that Brittany has a title and she is all that with the Power Elite and bringing in fat stax of illegal cash she treats the office help like dirt!

She is the one running things. I doubt she even swallows! Brittany Lynn is like Madonna now, for she always has to run! Well she better fucking run now that the CCC-Elkins and the SS have got her number!

Do you hear something? Is it a shadow...or maybe only a ghost! The Ghost WOLF takes Revenge late at night down by the Crooked River!!

Put up or shut up bitch! You are wanted NOW and ya got yourself a nice reward attached too!

Hey Brittany better have  our cash when we come for it bitch!! You better have every fucking cent you took that was not yours to take. We don’t play that protected by the Power Elite shit!

The below document is the SAME DOCUMENT – ED BROOME- used to try to purchase the MISSING  one sixth of 155 acres that Beverly Marks pulled from the land record and then did not act when given a court order to sell the property!  This man offered to pay the current taxes and the back taxes and then issue a check for 1500 for a piece of property sought after by the West Virginia Supreme Court for two years!

But Glenville always says, “Fuck the Supreme Court!”  In Gilmer County they can break any law and Brittany Miller was there to give the land to old ED!

But, that is of course because she is such good friends with his wife and all!

We are tired of the criminals in Crooked County and we are tired of the BAD COPS, so we invite you to join us. Be a part of the CCC or join your local Council of Concerned Citizens! Please write to the SS for more info. Below find document the Crooks use to STEAL land and steal money from innocent elderly people! Brittany is guilty as hell and so is Ed B and both protected by the Po Po!!

Brittany Miller issued false tax billing based on documents hidden from the courts. This very piece of property below was hidden and when a court order to sell was issued in 2005 Beverly Marks ignored the court order after speaking with Tim Butcher and asking Butcher what she should do. Marks hid the 1/6th from the land records and falsified the entry dates for court order, which Metz tried to cover up. Ruth Woofter died because she could not get the medical care she needed, which was the purpose of the court order.

Who should be held responsible? You tell us! The County? Beverly Marks the County Clerk ? Butcher? After all of that misconduct, for the State Police to refuse to take the complaint and for Metz to not only attempt to cover up the matter, but, then make threats against those who made the facts known to the public- well- only a MAD MAN like Gerald B Hough would consider for even a second what any of these public officials did was, “OK”  or ethical.