Day: June 3, 2013

It Was the Third of June Another Sleepy Sluty Gilmer Day

The Central West Virginia Secret Seven Coalition has announcement to make on this SS Holiday where we like to reflect, for it is the third of June another sleepy slutty Gilmer Day. Ike is thinking about choppin on “Little Egypt” and Sandy Pettit is out makin HAY the Crooked County way! HOO YAH!!

Revenge of the Ghost Wolf

By Free Bird Revenge of the Ghost Wolf Reporter for the Central West Virginia Secret Seven Coalition/Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor

The Third of June celebration has been a long time Secret Seven tradition going back to the day when the Lone Meth Ranger rode the trail with Kemo Sabe the favorite of Lisa Minney who was a reporter for the Calhoun Chronicle and Lisa was always trying to just print the real news for a change instead of a dumb down version of the Glenville Democrat and Pathfinder of Bullshit.

Lisa Minney is a fairly good writer and we forgive her for being a graduate of GSC and not knowing how to spell “rapport.”

Hell, no telling what type of errors we made that she caught and had the courtesy of not mentioning it to us!

Lisa always did have better manners than us, and mostly that is…

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