Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor/Hurricane Rina McCoy – Cosmos Communicator Editor
In celebration of the BIRTH of the CalPatty Press five years ago today, we are republishing the Brotherhood of Darkness!
The CalPatty Press, still secretly in existence was one of the most successful websites in West Virginia history that went down in flames on August the 11th 2010 at 0722 hrs when the Flagship of the Secret Seven was sunk to the bottom of the Crooked River after a severe attack from the Power Elite in Glenville, West Virginia after a campaign led by LISA MINNEY owner and publisher of TWO-FACED TWO-LANE Ain’t living long like this magazine, teamed up with Lisa Belknap the publisher of the Gilmer Journal, along with Gerry Hough, Shelly Morris DeMarino, the Butcher and Butcher law firm, JUDGE FACEMIRE, and several other elite all banned together, after an issue of the CPP published NUDE pictures of LIZZY and LEXY Butcher engaged in sexual debauchery along with several other young people from the area. GROUP SEX, wild naked running around parties, rape and mayhem all seems to be PAR for the course among the children of the Power Elite of Gilmer County!
Please JOIN US the SECRET SEVEN COALITION and all the original CalPatty Press members as we celebrate all this week. In fact, in celebration we are gonna let the dogs loose, so you may want to tell the bad guys to be aware it is open season on assholes all week long! Please join us this first day of celebration as we bring you ….
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Who’s really in the dark? US… you know, the YOU and ME that make up our own little worlds. Or them… the elite!?
Many of “them” are members of the “Brotherhood!” The brotherhood…from the dark side!
Angel of darkness is upon you
Stuck a needle in your arm
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
One more drink fool, will drown you
YOU …DO TELL!
Most of the entire state of WV is so HIGH they’re in the dark all the time!
It’s true according to new statistics WV has more people per capita on dope from the doctor than any state in the US! That could explain why WV supposedly has one of the lowest crime rates in the US, but is NUMBER ONE for percentage of people incarcerated at nearly 6 per 100 persons. A lot of people are in jail for non violent dope offenses. But, whatever the reason the “Jails are FULL…all the same!”
Most people aren’t paying attention to what’s really going on . Even when the CalPatty Press publish articles that we want to share now, often, we find, our site is slammed with hits long after we let the cat out of the bag. So even on the coolest, hottest new Word on the street…there is often some lag time before the true and full story is known by the masses.
The CalPatty Press has often made reference to the WV Judicial System and the FREEMASON connection! Well we have all been so in the dark that evidence from the dark side and that WV Judges and Lawyers are all part of the brotherhood has already surfaced and not many people really know!
These types of conspiracy stories are strictly taboo…especially if they reveal any truth. Since most mainstream news service agencies are connected to the elite control and ownership you won’t hear much of what really is going on, but since a Freemason JUDGE decided to file legal action, the story became a matter of public record!
EVEN THE CALPATTY PRESS is expected TO KEEP THE GAG ON WHEN THE REAL TRUTH LEAKS OUT!!
Member of the Secret Seven fully muzzled up…
We not only say that’s bullshit, but we have a lot more to say about it than that!
And if you don’t like it you snotty little bitch Tara Kennedy, then quite frankly…we don’t give a damn! Go fuck a Walrus you prissy little whore!
A couple of months ago last June, Frank Joseph Haas, an administrative law judge from Brooke County, filed a lawsuit alleging that he was summarily expelled from the Masons without any notice.
Haas headed the statewide Grand Lodge from October 2005 to October 2006. Haas tried to make the policies of the state Masons less discriminatory and racist and more in line with the U.S. Constitution and the state’s public policy.
Haas was so used to making his own rules as a WV JUDGE…. he thought he could make his own rules as soon as he climbed up the ladder of the local hot shot Freemason headquarters!
But all the other judges and members of the WV judicial system are Freemasons too!
…Just like we’ve been telling you all along….right here at the CalPatty Press!
SO…basically Frank was fucked since the “real players” didn’t think he was cool enough, so, they did the old planned take over, and took over… the grand plans of the grand master HAAS!
The edict expelling Haas would be part of a report presented by the new grand master.
Haas tried to appeal his expulsion within the organization, but received no formal acknowledgment of his grievance until he filed the lawsuit.
But since most other members of the WV Justice system are also Freemasons and the “word” is out on this dude Frank. “Frank” is word up!” …to the men from the dark side of the brotherhood!
Chances are when you are in front of a judge in WV he is a FREEMASON. You have to be… to be a part of the judicial system…and that’s just the way it is!
The brotherhood runs our judicial system in WV and that is why the court system has become so political.
That is why “SPIKE” our Chief Justice of the Supreme Court can run with his buddy “Blankenship” and get a couple of paid escorts too…for their big whoop de doo da time over in Europe.
Well now that some of the truth leaked out the voters said , “Fuck you SPIKE! You can’t keep a secret even when you lay down with dogs…you woke up with Flea’s and a CEO!
SPIKE LOST THE PRIMARY AND WON”T BE NO SC JUSTICE NO MO NO MO!!
No one forced Spike and Ms. Cross to socialize in a well-known Democratic hot spot (in Capito’s district) 3 days before early voting began.
No one set anyone up, but it was a fuck fest later that night, we would love the photo’s of that party, for a Spikes crooked penis would definitely make the tabloids!
How in the world do you see this any differently than Spike and Blankenship fucking all those crazy Bitches in Monaco?
Really? “Gotcha?” Hardly.
This goes far beyond “someone’s social life” – just as the Monaco issue did.
This is precisely the same thing as Monaco, those crooked mother fuckers!
Now that Spike is gone(after this term is out) it is like losing your right hand man…speaking of which , one MASON rule is: that “a person who has lost a foot, a right hand or a right thumb back of the first joint is ineligible for Masonry.”
Another prohibits West Virginia lodges from raising funds for non-Masonic organizations such as local volunteer fire departments. It is also claimed that in June 2008 there were no BLACK Freemasons among the 24,000 who belonged to the Grand Lodge of West Virginia.
Frank Haas had the audacity to try to change all that so that was why “another” stepped in. Frank sued for readmission after being expelled in November 2007. In his suit, Haas claims that he tried to make changes known as the “Wheeling reforms” …but it was NOT SO FAST FRANK!
We at the Calpatty Press see Franks goose as basically cooked since the powers that be are all Masons too!
But, we are grateful because it is out in the open. Masons have to look out for Masons as part of “the oath of office.” That sort of explains to us why judges stick up for judges and lawyers for lawyers in WV no matter if a known crime had been committed or not!
CORRUPTION RUNS DEEP WHEN DAVIS – MAYNARD and Justice Benjamin get together!
Technically speaking it is the belief of the Secret Seven that a JUDGE or a member of the WV Judicial System whether you be a judge, prosecutor, clerk, etc has a better chance than anyone to get away with murder or some other heinous crime. A member of that “IN CROWD” has the most likely chance of getting away with a major crime like murder, or even maybe just some simple misconduct. It will all be kept hush hush as long as somebody doesn’t open their mouth.
But good thing for us FRANK opened his mouth, and a little bit more of the true story about the Brotherhood has come to the surface.
Tags: Secret Societies
Much more needs to be said about the “Brotherhood” control of our WV courts!!
There is nobody that is anybody involved in the WV Judicial System that is NOT in the brotherhood!
They are all in the same bed. So, unless it has already been decided to gang up on someone for misconduct, all that’s gonna happen is a cover up.
Everybody covers for everybody and that extends to the Military regime of the WV State Police.
This is also a good article about the DARK BROTHERHOOD that rule the Judicial HELLHOLE in the Mountain State of WV!! Our JUDICIAL SYSTEM Is broken and control is in the dirty
hands of the Brotherhood
Forbes says research shows West Virginia is the most medicated state just like this article states these figures just came out today.
States residents filled an average 11.1 retail prescriptions per capita, according to the latest figures compiled by the non-profit Kaiser Family Foundation’s
Well above that average is West by god Virginia!! TRY 17.2 !! Way out in front for pill poppin!!
WV came in first with 17.2 retail prescriptions filled per capita, followed by Missouri, 15.9; Tennessee, 15.8; Alabama, 15.7; and Kentucky, 15.4.
At the bottom of the list, Alaska, 6.5; California, 7.4; and Hawaii, 7.7.
Solution: Suck on more hot dogs and you will eat less pills!
“Just suck on a chilly dog!!”
Found this official report on Richard A Facemire CROOKED COUNTY CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE
Judge Richard Facemire:
He does not like the truth on the defense side. Makes the record look legal, even though he prevents proper evidence from getting on the record in civil cases. He breaks state and federal law. And true rights to due processes. Not a fair law abiding judge. But makes it look legal, on the record. Corrupted. 2008-04-06
D+(1.26) NICE grade point avg
In a unanimous opinion, justices found that Circuit Judge Richard Facemire abandoned his role of neutrality and seriously affected the fairness of the proceedings against Gerald Mark Thompson Jr.
The judge asked about 180 questions of trial witnesses. More than third of them – 83 – were directed toward a State Police trooper and had already been asked by the prosecution. During questioning, the judge also referred to the chemicals found as “meth” or “methamphetamine,” the court noted. Facemire asked Thompson seven questions, his mother 47, his wife 13 and another witness 11.
Below official grade for bad conduct! Remember we can vote this little midget out this year in November
ABA Guideline 5-4. Professionalism and Temperament.
a. Acting in a dignified manner. D (1.00)
b. Treating people with courtesy. F (0.00)
c. Acting with patience and self-control. D (1.00)
d. Dealing with pro se litigants and litigation fairly and effectively. F (0.00)
e. Participates and providing leadership to an appropriate degree in professional development activities and in jurisdiction-wide and statewide court improvement and judicial education activities. C (2.00)
f. Promoting public understanding of and confidence in the courts. D (1.00)
Some things to think about when dealing with a real proven CROOK like FACEMIRE!
Ask for permission to video the proceedings.
Use the Freedom Of Information Act to get your records. Anything with your name or your child’s name on it belongs to you.
Bring crowds into the courtroom, the bigger the better. Try to get a least a couple of good audio recorders, as well as video secretly placed in the best places to record.
Prep the crowd out in the corridor both to focus the crowd’s attention. Tell your supporters that when the judge tries to shut you down they should all say together, “Let him speak! Let him speak!” Remind everyone to pay attention in the courtroom. .
Speak to police officers standing around. “Sometimes the cops know what’s going on. These judges, attorneys and state agents are kidnapping children, rigging elections, buying votes like they do in Gilmer(Crooked County)” whatever your case is about, or whatever corrupt shit is going down, chances are the local cops know something about it or could know something and may get loose lips.
Do not stand up for the judge if you know he is corrupt. Remain seated when he enters if you want to show that you know he is corrupt. Or, remain standing until he enters if you want to avoid making a show of respect.
Bring binoculars, opera glasses or telescopes into the courtroom to aim at the officers of the court for closer scrutiny, if possible. Put em under the glass.
Mentally discipline yourself not to think or react emotionally.
Make the record in the courtroom, make several copies, this is especially true in Gilmer County, they will try to change the record to suit GERALD B HOUGH the biggest Crook of them all.
Stand up together as a group when the cops enter in a threatening manner. If the cops are threatening get their names.
Even if you lose, you win, because you are exposing the corruption. Exposure of their corruption and the rising up of the people is the only thing they fear.
Get your tapes of the proceedings from the clerk right away before you leave the courtroom so they won’t be edited. (Gilmer County is the worst at faking the court record-and for that we have proof-)
The worse that it is in the courtroom the better that it is because the story goes into the media eventually, and people find out how horrible FACEMIRE is. We have a good example to share with you all soon.
Every time a judge dismisses a case and you appeal it, file compulsory process into the Supreme Court and add his name to your racketeering complaint.
Publish the stories in the newspaper and in any other form of media possible.
Spread those papers around to every state office, every judge, attorney and govt. employee and the surrounding community to make all aware about corrupt public officials, heighten public awareness.
Issue as many subpoenas as possible as often as possible. It makes them nervous.
Confront and loudly point out the crooks wherever and whenever you see them.
Do not hire an attorney. Be your own lawyer.
Don’t give up. Be prepared for a long struggle. Once you begin you must keep the pressure on.
You should always begin with this statement.
“Your honor, is this a court of due process as prescribed by the U.S. Constitution!”
Of course if you try that in Crooked County you will find yourself locked up quick, because Gilmer, Calhoun, Roane, Nicholas and Clay Counties have courts that make their own rules and don’t give a damn about the US Constitution or YOUR rights. In fact, they prefer that you don’t know your rights at all, so they can get their own paid public pretenders to process you through the system ,where you become a number and not a name.
We have to take our courts back if we want our country back!
Very good information… And True Facts!
HOUGH….FACEMIRE, MICKEY METZ and the entire crew of Crooked County Crooks would be a lot better off if they spent more time sucking on HOT DOGS like DREW MOODY the burned out hippie queer… and Dave Cockamamie the editor of the Glenville Demo-Crap and pathfinder of BULLSHIT!
We would love to have a photo with all of them sucking on the dog!
Break rules, be promoted
When former prosecutors were criticized by appeals courts for breaking the rules of a fair trial, their careers weren’t sidetracked. Instead they became judges.
Just like…..you know who!
1) An Officer of the court who knew of an arrest warrant sworn out against a brother Mason would have to warn him immediately so he could flee the jurisdiction.
2) A Mason who was told of a brother Mason’s crimes, even including rape, robbery, or child abuse, would have to keep his knowledge of those crimes a secret, even in a court of law!
3) A Royal Arch Mason who knew of a Companion Mason’s being a murderer or a traitor would have to keep his knowledge a secret!
4) A Royal Arch Mason would be obligated to hire a Companion Mason, even for sensitive or skilled professions, even if he didn’t have nearly the qualifications required.
Additionally, though not mentioned in the oaths, many times Masons get a “fairer” trial in courts where a Masonic judge presides. A sizable majority of judges are Masons, and many attorneys are Masons as well. If a Mason appears in court against a non-Mason, all he has to do is give any number of obscure gestures or words to the judge, and the judge will be obligated to rule in his favor. No one in the court room will be the wiser (except another Mason, who would be forbidden from bringing the incident to light).
It is easy to see how these elements of the oaths could very definitely be detrimental to the welfare of our nation. Masons, it is said, “take care of their own,” and they do, to an extent which is frightening.
Ok, see how this grabs you! Back in January of this year, Mickey Metz arrested the Ranger during what he called a routine traffic stop. Sheriff Metz claimed he pulled over a White Pontiac because a tail light was out on the vehicle. Accord to Metz upon the vehicle stopping an unknown male subject exited the vehicle and ran. As we all now know it was the Ranger who allegedly fled on foot and was arrested a short time later. Of course the next day Sheriff Metz talked with Gilmer County Prosecutor Gerry Hough and thereafter, the Ranger was charged with one misdemeanor count of fleeing.
Apparently, Sheriff Metz provided Gilmer County Magistrate Carol Wolfe with a Sworn Affidavit in support of an arrest warrant on the Ranger for fleeing an officer. Sheriff Metz swore to the facts that while he was performing a “routine traffic stop” on a car that had a tail light out the Ranger who was a passenger in the car fled on foot.
Now for the “Real Story.” The Ranger while in Glenville on the evening in question received word that a gang of Rogue Cops headed by Trooper Doug Starcher of the Grantsville State Police Detachment was in Glenville looking for the Ranger. Upon hearing this, the Ranger called a person to give him a ride out of the Glenville area. This person was unaware that the police were looking for the Ranger and after hanging up the phone with the Ranger told a group of friends that she was going to give her friend the Ranger a ride. Two individuals in that group was Sheriff Metz’s daughter, Chrystal Metz and her boyfriend.
Since the Ranger’s arrest on that evening back in January, secretly recorded conversation with Chrystal Metz and her now ex-boyfriend reveals information that Sheriff Metz was aware the Ranger would be coming through Glenville in a White Pontiac as he was informed by his daughter Chrystal. Arrangements were made, and Chrystal’s boyfriend at the time removed a tail light from the White Pontiac and Sheriff Metz waited at the intersection in Glenville for the White Pontiac with the removed tail. Not quite a “routine traffic stop” as outlined in Sheriff Metz’s Sworn Affidavit in support of the arrest warrant now was it. An Impeachment Hearing may be coming soon regarding Sheriff Metz’s Sworn Affidavit to Gilmer County Magistrate Carol Wolfe.
US constitution prohibits this sort of activity!
That’s some bullshit METZ needs to lose the election and suck on a hot dog like Drew Moody.
I’m the girl in the picture that shows everybody the way. Just suck on that Chilli DOG! We have
tracked sites from all over the world that have borrowed that CalPatty sucking on a hot dog picture. It is on no less than 50 sites, some in Germany and other countries. Also our CAL PATTY with the smiley face is being used as a photo on hundreds of other sites worldwide. So at least the rest of the world is getting some meaningful use out of our hard work and effort. Now open your mouth and say….Crooked County!
Metz is from LEWIS COUNTY and came from a very poor family. So poor in fact, that MICKEY used to get blamed for anything and everything that was missing back in his early days of running around. MICKEY used to get BLAMED FOR STEALING all the time in his young days in Lewis County and he used to smoke a lot of pot! YES Mickey not only smoked weed, but also dealt weed. In fact that may seem like an out there allegation, but pictures do exist showing Mickey Smoking weed and I have had the opportunity of interviewing a couple of his high school pals that speak freely of the weed smoking and slinging weed all over Lewis County days.
Hopefully we get can get a photo up of Mickey taking a big hit off a spleef with a bong in the background and some weed on the table.
There is no doubt Sheriff Mickey Mouse Metz knew the Ranger was coming through town because his daughter Crystal told him so. This plan to catch the Ranger because the Ranger was wanted for alleged property crimes, could have been at the cost of many lives due to the fact an important tail light marker was intentionally removed from a passenger vehicle in order to give unnecessary reason to stop that vehicle.
This plan was dangerous to other motorist, but still Sheriff Mickey Metz not only went along with the plan but assisted with the plan and than gave false information to a County Magistrate.
It is not proper procedure to disable a vehicle’s safety device, nor is it proper procedure to fabricate a story regarding the incident.
Yes, I am ANGRY that the Sheriff of our county would place the lives of other’s in danger just to arrest a person who has been charged with a property crime.
I heard the bit about the tail light being removed sometime back. I always thought to myself, why do that? There was no cause for the removal of the tail light. These days unfortunately, a police officer does not need any reason to stop a vehicle. So removing the Tail Light was wrong and action needs to be taken against all involved.
I agree with the other commenter, but will also add that this was a stupid move on the part of Mickey Metz and others who were involved. This is an example of poor judgment on the part of Metz, and I would bet other law enforcement officers were aware of the situation, but also went along with the potentially life threatening and dangerous plan.
Luckily no one on the roadway was effected by the poor judgment of Gilmer County Sheriff, Mickey Metz and the other persons who were involved who not only displayed poor judgment, but clearly showed a disregard for the safety of others on the roadway.
So the answer is to prove that ole Lewis County boy Mickey knowingly participated in an illegal process to apprehend a prisoner. But, to involve a family member certainly is a risky situation.
If the fact can be proven via testimony or some other convincing way, then that charge would certainly have to be dismissed.
Could the matter be considered as misconduct or illegal?
That is the question.
It is my understanding that two people involved have been secretly taped talking about the tail light situation. Richards’s attorney is holding on to the tapes in order to impeach Sheriff Metz’s testimony. These tapes do not have to be turned over to the State until the Sheriff testifies, and than Richards’s attorney will present the tapes for impeachment purposes to the Court. After talking to a State Investigator regarding the Richards case in Gilmer County, there are also Tapes that will be produced by Defense Counsel after Trooper Doug Starcher is questioned by Counsel. With out a doubt, Trooper Starcher will lie on the witness stand regarding questions asked by Richards’s attorney. Thereafter, solid evidence of Trooper Starcher lies will be set forth and presented to the Court.
I remember Trooper Starcher being caught in Judge Nibert’s Court and Nibert telling Starcher to never step foot in his Court Room again. I myself, hate all the wrong committed by Doug Starcher while serving as a West Virginia State Trooper. Although, I am not for any kind of criminal activity, I will however commend John Richards for standing up against the wrongs committed by Starcher, and putting together a solid case against the cops who tried to set him up. I have seen the video tapes of individuals like Pete Dilgard for instance that admits Trooper Doug Starcher force him to sign a false statement against Richards. There are several documents that were falsified by Starcher as well as other case evidence. Richards has assisted his attorneys in unraveling Trooper Starcher’s misconduct, and has produced solid evidence which will prove it.
I will however commend John Richards for standing up against the wrongs committed by Starcher, and putting together a solid case against the cops who tried to set him up.
2nd that motion
Can I get a witness!!
Does anyone know what the white police car from Ohio is doing in Grantsville????
City Cop Training
Perspective of Law Enforcement
30 days in advance the CalPatty Press editors PREDICT the exact unfortunate outcome of the Bandy trial. July 13th the Calhoun County Circuit Court judge let it all go against Bandy. EIGHT FELONY COUNTS just gone.
This was the statement made by the people from CALPATTY on June 13th
“Chief Deputy Bandy has a lot of friends in law enforcement and most likely won’t do any real time for his crimes-for all the people he knows, and because of that sweet April girlfriend of his, however it may be a while before he gets lucky …since they got caught. They together, put old people out of their house and then took there stuff, plain and simple. But now they have brought Gerry Hough in as Special Prosecutor to make it all go away. If history repeats it will all go away,
Pissed in Gilmer
Me and my boyfriend went out to have a good time at a bar in Glenville called Trezans. A guy decided to grabbed my butt as I was standing with my boyfriend just to start a fight. And of course it worked. We all got threw out and as we were leaving about 8 or 9 guys still wanted to fight and were standing in the road trying to get us to stop and one of them jumped on the hood of my car screaming at me to stop and it looked like he had a hand held pistol in his hand. I was terrified, way too scared to stop the car so I kept going. Now, I am being charged with malicious assault, conspiracy to commit malicious assault and so is my boyfriend. I asked to press charges on the guy for sexual assault, assault for hitting me on the eye, and for jumping on the car. They did not do anything except for pressing the charges on me and my boyfriend. Where’s the justice in that!
Editors note: Certainly interested in the outcome of this event. Anybody know? Basically if you are not friends with the prosecutor GERRY B HOUGH or know someone that he does; or are friends with someone at the courthouse, then you’re fucked! If you are not part of the IN crowd, then basically you’re OUT!
Now is that wrong? YES it is! That is why GILMER County is called CROOKED COUNTY
Good looking out..
Do those same three chicks own Trezan’s?
Love the pub! More my style. What I like most about the pub is smoking widow fatties on the back porch.
Drunk drivers with .15+ BAC to face harsher penalties!
The new law is in effect.
Don’t drink and drive.
…no sex either while driving!
And if you get pulled over and caught with WEED, tell ‘em you got it from DOUG STARCHER, that you went to his house and bought it that morning, that you saw pot plants growing EVERYWHERE, in all his buildings, in the garden, in the back yard. Weighed out bags of weed in the kitchen on the table. Be particular. Tell them there were all kinds of ounce bags lying around with the ounces divided up into 5 bags each, costing $35 bucks a bag…
YOU must be reading OUR minds….weird
Right now I am trying to steal enough time away to finish our latest CalPatty Press entry having a lot to do with Dougie Starcher and his infamous TESTI-LYING ….NOT testifying!
Kind of like when Dougie pulled over a bunch of kids one day that had nothing to do with nothing and the next thing you know, that…
…they went to your house and bought it that morning, that they saw pot plants growing EVERYWHERE, in all the buildings! In the garden, in the back yard. Weighed out bags of weed in the kitchen on the table….(well you get the idea)
Dougie somehow, someway brings these facts that aren’t facts at all into the courtroom and before a judge and jury….then it’s 5000 dollars and 500 days. Dougies is TESTI-LYIN all god damn day!
Message for Hot Toddy’s Girlfriend
Wake up girlfriend!
Things are going on while you are sleeping that you don’t know about or deserve. It seems that HT is meeting a little girl behind the old CRI building.
She is recently married (2 weeks) and lives just down North side and HT is breaking her and her husband up. I heard she just got arrested the other night. ()I think it may have been for indecent exposure().
When I came through the road at the back of the building HT had her bent over doing her doggy. She didn’t have a stitch of clothes on. I saw it with my own eyes and wanted to warn you.
My eyes and mind may never be the same.
Girl, you need to move on. You have stuck with that loser through thick and thin and this is how he repays you. Hard to tell what disease you will have cause the girl is supposed to be a hooker. I think you deserve better than what you are getting from the HT.
Are you a talkin bout that Gila Monster gettin a cheated on again. Are you a talkin about Kelli Lawson because she is on the lizard all the way!
What the HELL! Don’t you know anything!
ALL THE WAY ON THE LIZARD!!
She even carries a little green monster look a like on her key chain that is battery operated…you know for those long hours away from home!
Message for Hot Toddy’s Girlfriend
I am telling you HT must be tired of it all the way.
This chick he was with has ran around town before stark naked, out of this world on drugs. She was completely naked when I saw her. HT just had his pants down. It didn’t take long……
Yeah, I happened to catch a glimpse of those photos of the lollipop riding the blue battery when the Roddy was showing them to everyone. I wouldn’t be very proud that I couldn’t keep my woman happy. Seems HT can’t satisfy her and she apparently isn’t keeping him satisfied.
My guess is that there is a drug connection, so while they are out back trading she decided to give the toad a little bonus.
Kel Bel watch your twat.and your man.
Taken from the comments section of Where’s Johnny Site
Not her friend or his friend
I think Kel and the toddster deserve each other. No one should warn her what is going on while she is sleeping or anything else.
I heard Hot toddy was ridin the big red machine up the riverbank meeting the hippy chick weeks ago. Good for him. Now she gets a taste of her own medicine. Staying with Hot Rod for money and dope and he is screwing around on you. Ha Ha.
Yep, you deserve each other. I don’t know who would want either one of you. A person sure can tolerate a lot for money.
2008 at11:42 pm aug21
Hot toddys girlfriend better get tested because I herd rumer the girl Hot toddy was seein has hepatitis from snortin from a straw of someone who had it.
I thought someone said that hot tody and his girl freind were gettin marryed. What wood he want with that hippy chick when he has Kelly. Kelly is beautiful and that hippy chick is not. Kelly don’t need his shit. She has lot goin for her.
I heard at vfw bout a week ago that hot tod is getting ready to turn his girlfreid in to the cops an they was talkin bout Kelly. If he turns her in bout pot and someones property they will drop his charges.
Yeh, i know the other girl he is seeing. She gets high and then accuses every one she sleeps with of rapping her. I herd she is prostitoot
hot toddy might have charges pressed by her. I think she might be scarier than toddy.
Just herd it threw the vine.
Only Hot Toddy himself could spell that bad!
Hot Toddy is just mad about the Gila monster getting all the good stuff!
Then, Hot Toddy tries to make Lunacy Lucy jealous by a carrying on with some tall tale, that is always pretty tall, and pretty funny too. Also, mostly not true!
Are you telling me that Hot Roddy is turning Lucy in for his dope charges? Very interesting. I think the hearing is in October. Is he going to go in and say, the pot was Lucy’s?
Very very interesting. She would go to jail and lose her kids, permanently! Yeah!!
Lucy better watch her back, she may show up at court to support the dick and end up being taken away in chains……..
The ole confidential informant turns his gal pal in trick? NOT!! Just another control type trick. Funny how the local po po use the Hot Toddy Roddy as a confidential informant so they don’t have to say where they got the info busting someone Hot Toddy has decided he doesn’t like that particular day.
Well the Gila Monster does the job just fine and doesn’t even need a cigarette afterwards!
Save money on smoke! Do it with the big green poke!
GILA GILA GILA!
What a tongue on that danged Lizard!
Don’t ya hate it when they pull them early!!
Calhoun County Resident
August 23 Mountaineer Marijuana Update from the land of HUR
State Police are making record busts worth millions of dollars on their war on marijuana.
State Police in Mingo County have made the largest drug bust in the state and the largest in the county in at least 20 years.
Troopers say they found more than 10,000 plants as large as 12 to 15 feet tall in the Beech Creek area, the approximate street value of the marijuana is close to $21.3 million.
Troopers in Mason County have found nearly $19.8 million of marijuana so far in 2008, making 8 arrests.
A JAIL GUARD at the Central Regional Jail in Flatwoods WV HAS SEX with an inmate and is the only person before Judge Facemire recently that didn’t get a long jail or prison sentence. Also they( the court) forgot all about SHANE DELINGER a former Calhoun County Cop busted for FELONY charges.
Steven Gray, a Correctional Officer, was previously convicted as a result of his plea of guilty of engaging in a sexual relationship with an inmate at the Central Regional Jail. The defendant though his attorney Daniel Grindo advised the Court that they would be seeking probation and requested the Court order a psychiatric/psychological evaluation of the defendant which is required by law. Assistant Prosecuting Attorney Dotson did not oppose the defendant’s motion. Judge Facemire ordered that Gray undergo psychiatric/psychological evaluation by Dr. David Clayman and thereafter be returned to the Court for further sentencing on October 9, at 11:30 a.m.
Steven Thomas Gray, 26, of Glenville, is charged with sexual assault in the second degree and imposition of sexual intercourse on incarcerated persons.
The charge alleges that when Gray was employed as a corrections officer at the Central Regional Jail in Flatwoods, he engaged in sexual acts with a prisoner.
NOW THE POWERS THAT BE ARE GOING TO PROTECT THIS JAIL GUARD FROM GILMER COUNTY, GLENVILLE AND ARE GOING TO LET THIS GUY WALK ….and you wonder why they call them CROOKS from Crooked County!?
Shane Dellinger and his counsel Barbara Schamberger appeared before the Court for sentencing. The Special Prosecuting Attorneys, Nicholas Prosecutor, Mark Huddnall and Assistant Prosecutor, Jonathan Sweeney, failed to appear. After approximately one half hour the Court telephoned the Nicholas County Prosecuting Attorneys Office where Huddnall, advised the Court that he failed to get the matter on his calendar. Judge Facemire rescheduled sentencing until August 25 at 2:00 p.m.
Preferential treatment for former members of the IN Crowd? What else!!
We’ve gotta stop puttin up with this shit!!
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Picture of Dellinger from a CalPatty Press article!
Will knowing and belligerently claiming your rights during a traffic stop prevent you from being a victim of police misconduct and a complete rape of your constitutional rights?
…Not in Braxton County, West Virginia nor anywhere else that law enforcement activities aren’t monitored or where peace officers are allowed to make and file cases regardless of the evidence or the illegal manner in which they make cases against the public…
Every U.S. Citizen has equal protection under the law. I’m not sure if these guys in Braxton, Gilmer(Crooked County) and Calhoun Counties are just sleeping through the academy class on the constitution or what the deal is.
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Looks like HotToddy and Kelli Lawson aka Lunacy Lucy only have a couple of weeks to get married so she won’t have to testify against the Hot Toddy Roddy.
Don’t do it Kelli Just remember the smelli! When the money is gone in just a few months you will still be left with Hot Toddy and Hot Toddy Mommy.
Word on the street is that he is turning you in. After all the dope was found in your children’s dresser, not his……….You were living with him and he reported you stealing pills from him numerous times…(you said that they were for your Gila Monster)Word has it that he turned in some Video recordings of you and the Gila Monster to the cops, to protect himself.
“You” are just roddy candy to Hot Toddy, cause he really does like that trippy hippy with the lippy chick that just got arrested. I think they have been very good friends at the wrong time. She said it was a bad place but that was what it was good for.
Watch the beaver next time your with the Gila Monster, he brags about doing ya when you are passed out.
Slipping, dodging ,sneaking creeping hiding out down the street
See your life shaking with every fool you meet. Re-fried confusion is making itself clear
Wonder which way do I go to get on out of here
Did you all know that it is rumored hot toddy has erectile dysfunction. That is why he shows all the nude photos and Lucy has to ride the machine. She better stock up on batteries cause I think he may be going away again.
They are coming to take you away ha, ha. Coming to take you away.
Keep watching for a new website to come into play. It
will be called “Where’s Hot Toddy and Gila Monster?”
We will be providing the names of Hot Rods customers, actions, jobs, prices of goods, both of their histories and whereabouts at all times so people will know what is new with them.
Hot Toddy is jealous that Johnny is stealing all the press so we have decided to give him his equal time on the World Wide Web!
When up and running we will put the address on this site.
Up and running. Please make all the comments you wish.
I know Hot Toddy doesn’t think he is getting enough publicity so lets make him feel better.
Where’s Hot Rod and Lucy?http://www.journalscape.com/pert_tail/2008-09-01-13:32/
Hot Toddy seems to be trying to spell again. Please print some of this cause it is way too funny. LOL
7 Just watching
8:20 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT (edit) (delete)
are the people stooped (being bent over) or were you meaning stupid (which is what you are)
I guess we know how english 101 went. LOL LOL
8:18 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT (edit) (delete)
Keep guessing. You are cold in the hot, cold game. I am laughing so hard it hurts… LOL
4:34 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT
Seems Jess Harris employee of Calhoun County Courthouse is doing all this written on these blogs , AS SHE SAYS” FROM WHAT I HEAR. Thought the COURTHOUSE employees were stand up people. Seems from what I hear she’s been making false police reports and all, speeders, 4 wheeler riders,reporting people that even works for her dad “fuzzy” people turning in her drive, that really never happen, WASTING MOSTLY CLP HUNTS TIME.I guess all that weed she smokes and drugs she does will make you do those things, he he he…..”Check Mate” Jess, “GAME OVER”
12:13 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT
this site is as stooped as the person running it…..
3 Mrs. Caps
6:11 pm, Sep 24, 2008 EDT
Well now, who do you think would put dollar signs as his name?????
Must be Hot Toddy Roddy. The whole town already figured you got your granny’s money for the house you burned down. I am surprised you didn’t burn it down with her in it.
Would seem you are misappropriating your dear granny’s funds spending it all on your girlfriend and yourself.
Gossip is ht bought his cupcake a camaro. I don’t think they give you that much to go to a semester of college, and what is funnier than shit is nether one has a drivers licence. Wonder who will chauffer them around now. It will sure be cute to see who rides shotgun. lol and who rides in the backseat. lol or who rides the backseat. he he he he
Oh, you are so way off track. Clueless.
2 Just Watching
1:01 am, Sep 24, 2008 EDT
My, my! It appears someone has some anger issues!
8:58 pm, Sep 23, 2008 EDT
go fuck yourself at the library some more you fat sticky bitch…. get off your fat sticky ass and leave people alone….
Please enjoy “Dark Side of The Brotherhood” as the CalPatty Press adds it to our front page our first week in 09. The article was originally published in Aug of 08
We are currently working on a new article regarding Justice Starcher being shown Gilmer County for the first time by the devil himself Gerald B Hough Gilmer County Prosecutor.
I think the organization is just an excuse for them all to get “plastered”.
ALL THE WAY ON THE LIZARD!!
….that is funny as hell!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALPATTY PRESS !! AND HERE IS TO MANY MORE!!!
And to the fuck ups at Retort, you little copy cat bitches owe us some money for a copyright infringement and we are coming for it! We know WHO you are and WHERE you are and we can always UNLEASH the DARKNESS …as a LAST RESORT!