Month: February 2012

Lawrence Smith DEFEATS Gerald B Hough Gilmer County Prosecutor in CIVIL ACTION!! Former Glenville City Councilman Dr Carl Armour and others in the audience of the courtroom like Dr William K Simmons stated HOUGH’s Performance in the Courtroom was POOR, in fact it SUCKED as BAD as SANJAYA singing URIAH HEAP HITS! It was the WORST YET!! A living NIGHTMARE PLAYED out on 27 February in a JUDGE FACEMIRE Courtroom!

By Free Bird Revenge of the Ghost Wolf Reporter for the Central West Virginia Secret Seven Coalition/Hurricane Rina McCoy – Cosmos Communicator/Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor

High Ranking SS officials met with Lawrence Smith  to get the play by play of his defeating Gerald B Hough Prosecuting Attorney for Gilmer County — in the civil law action before Judge Facemire earlier yesterday afternoon.

Here is the report on the court case according to a Free Press update:

Monday, February 27, 2012, the Gilmer County Circuit Judge Richard (Dick) Facemire dismissed with prejudice the lawsuit filed by the Gilmer County Prosecutor Gerry Hough on behalf of Gilmer County Commission, and Jean Butcher, the Gilmer County Clerk against Lawrence Smith from WV Record.

The WORST performance ever was when SANJAYA attempted to perform URIAH HEEP songs the worst rock band to ever come down the pike and they could not play live because they were always too drunk! THEY SUCKED performing live and HOUGH SUCKED in his performance Monday afternoon February 27th, in a JUDGE FACEMIRE court! (this work of art is copyright protected by Brian Chalmers) Brian was the SS art director from 06-09 and also from WMMS 100.7 FM -- As the man who drew the Buzzard since 1986!

The lawsuit was filed because Smith had requested information under FOIA.

Decision was made by the Judge after Gerry Hough and Lawrence Smith made their presentation to the court.

The decision by the Judge means that the lawsuit may not be re-filed, and as such, it operates as an adjudication on the merits.

Smith defeated Hough in the Gerald B Hough home court and the prosecuting attorney even made it a point to tell the judge that Smith had been friends with and knew the Supreme Commander of the SS.

Judge Richard A Facemire made no reply to the off the cuff, Hough comment of who it is Mr Smith knows, but must have been thinking to himself…

“Man oh man this Gerry Hough is an idiot as really to what purpose does making that statement have to do with this court case!”


Oh YEAH!! Lawrence Smith of the West Virginia Record won!

Tara Kennedy was wide awake and suddenly terrified, her breath coming so fast and hard she froze in disbelieve when the judge said, “I’m not doing this!” And the Crooked County Commissioner Brian Kennedy turned BEET RED, and was redder than his hair as he tried to get out of there, but we felt like saying …..”Thanks Brian, thanks for being such a complete asshole, because that is what you are doing here!" Tara Kennedy was looking right through me, almost as if wicked black darts were shooting from those dark and wicked eyes, while I waved hello, hello!

We Won!!!

Judge Facemire’s last words were ” I will not do this” and he dismissed with prejudice so it cannot come back to court. Yes, Gerry Hough was so insistent he said that Lawrence Smith was best friends with another person who called Gilmer county the Crooked County!

Facemire asked HOUGH what damages were done and that’s the best Gerry Hough could come up with.

After the POOR PERFORMANCE that turned County Commission Clerk Brian Kennedy BEET RED, Hough felt kinda of funny when he looked at himself in the mirror! Dude looks funny too! And since the Gerry Hough's performance as a civil litigator for Crooked County was as BAD as it gets lets play a BAD song by a bad rock bad that also gives a piss poor live PERFORMANCE! The worst Rock Group, in the history of Rock n Roll, here is Uriah Heap and LOOK AT YOURSELF!! Because you are sure looking like a DUMB BITCH to us Gerry Hough!

All three commissioners and Jean Butcher were there also! Cassandra Huff and Glenville Crazy Gary Collins were there as spy’s for the Elite. You should have been there too!It was great! Gilmer County Commission President Brian Kennedy walked downstairs and he was beet red from the collar of his shirt to the roots of his hair!

The Gilmer County ELITE couldn’t scramble out of there fast enough!

Of course the SS was busy shaking hands and giving hugs, and passing out doobies in the parking lot later — All happy citizens shook hands and gave hugs and kissed some babies too!

Tara was hanging behind Brian Kennedy her husband, and seemed, out of her mind on drugs or nerve pills or whatever else the elite DRUG CONNECT Lisa Stewart has samples of this week. As I walked by Tara she just stared through me like she was stoned out of her mind, right after she listened to the Beatles RUBBER SOUL, but it was me looking through her and seeing a phony and a fake married to a criminal who soon may face the situation of ; IT WILL ALL be found out at stake! …that is what mattered.

For once, no matter what the reason, Facemire served the people and not the politicians. Happy days!

HOT TODDY Back in JAIL thanks to JUDGE ALSOP — Betty Jo Martin from CALHOUN COUNTY booked today for FELONY SALES of DRUGS with intent to deliver!

By Rina McCoy Cosmos Communicator Editor

Christopher TODD SMITH leader of the Fire Starting Cult who is also accused of killing his girlfriend Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson who was found dead in his bed in the early morning hours of December 26th 2009

Height: 6ft 0in Weight: 240 lbs. DOB: 12/31/1971
Booked: 2/22/2012 Booking ID: 999063525
Calhoun County – Bail: $A whole lotta money – Central Regional Jail
Charge Type: Felon

Former Grantsville resident Christopher Todd Smith, 40, was incarcerated in Central Regional Jail following a court appearance Wednesday before Judge Jack Alsop.

He is charged with a felony for retaliation against a public official, a 2010 charge brought against him after he allegedly removed cemetery memorials at Bethlehem Cemetery from the grave of the husband of former adult probation officer Patsy McCartney.

McCartney filed a complaint with the police, saying someone had been stealing “everything off her late husband Mike McCartney’s grave at the Cemetery.”

McCartney, in the complaint, said the flowers and shepherd hook from her husband’s grave appeared to be … missing from the cemetery.

State Police, according to the criminal complaint, discovered items from the grave in Smith’s possession.

Smith the leader of the Fire Starting Cult has a long history of arrests and convictions in Calhoun and the region, but Gerald B Hough let him off of assaulting his girlfriend, Cult member Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson in the summer of 2009, and then she ended up dead in his bed six months later.

Also from CALHOUN COUNTY Betty Jo Martin BOOKED today Thursday February 23, 2012 for Felony Sales of Drugs with Intent to Deliver

Imprisonment Status:  Pre-Trial Felon

Full Name: Martin,  Betty  Jo
Height: 5′  3″
Weight: 112 lbs.
Birth Date: 2/4/1987
Gender: Female
Booking Date: 02/23/2012
Facility: Central Regional Jail
Imprisonment Status: Pre-Trial Felon

Back to Admissions Summary

Offender Court Order Information

Court Info Number Issuing Agency Location
12m- CALHOUN COUNTY – Bail Amount: $0.00

AJ WOOFTER Remembered — He must have turned over in his GRAVE when he learned that BUTCHER and BUTCHER LAW FIRM BUTCHERED the AJ Woofter Estate!

By Editor Edison CalPatty Press Editor for the Central WV Secret Seven Coalition/Hurricane Rina McCoy – Cosmos Communicator Editor

“We got so many letters asking for a review of the crimes committed by Timothy B Butcher and R Terry Butcher from the Butcher and Butcher Law firm that we have them dead to rights on, that we had to put this article on the front page of the Concerned Citizens Free Press!”

Many people want the Bitcher of the Butchers Tim Butcher a BOG member at GSC & R Terry Butcher gone and out of their lives, but we want them in jail!

Nasia Butcher the principal of Gilmer County High School is about the worst excuse for a good example than could ever be found for high school kids! Just look at what was “Just OK” for her children!

Here is just another example of white collar crime among the Power Elite straight from Crooked County!

And now we have all the facts on Tim Butcher just helping himself to the Albert J Woofter Estate!

Albert J Woofter home in Dekalb West Virginia, in 1957 the birth place of the GHOST WOLF!

Oh yeah…. and Butcher had quite a bit of help from Rosa Belle Gainer Cunningham– long time Crooked County resident, and president of the local American Cancer Society. Damn, hope none of us get Cancer, she will steal us blind!

Another memo established the fact that the Braxton County prosecutor was given the long waited for 2007 Woofter accounting… 12 YEARS LATE and marked in red for discrepancies. There is also a document written to another attorney where a special out of town investigator was being requested to look into the matter of missing cash from the A J WOOFTER interest bearing checking account, that Gainer and Butcher used as their own–only releasing $ 3,700 to the beneficiary in the last 18 months, while writing themselves huge checks.

There is a law in West Virginia and other states, which says the executrix can only receive a small percentage of the total estate. Proof is in the paper work that Rosa Belle Gainer- Cunningham wrote herself checks for a great deal more than allowed and it looks to us like Butcher took as much as half the estate for himself!

It’s Gainer-Cunningham because Rosa Belle got married at 85 years old, which sort of makes you wonder what in the world that honeymoon would have been like. Sort of makes me sick to my stomach to think about it. Making love prune to prune with the help of some sort of old smelling sexual aids.

After Butcher was done with the checking account that once held $95,000 when it was safely in the bank in Parkersburg, that same checking account was raped, for all but $7,000 as that is all the beneficiary received after all was said and done.

“In Crooked County it’s acceptable for BLACK MEN to RAPE White Underage Women and it’s acceptable for small, pompous ass sociopaths, to RAPE estates for all the Green Money!”

Gainer moved the money to Glenville, to the UB Bank, where R Terry  Butcher, former BOG at GSC  sits on the board of directors of the Glenville United Bank 101 E. Main street.

Albert J Woofter didn’t want the money moved to Glenville. His specific request was his money was to remain in Parkersburg.

All of A J Woofters accounts were liquidated from different accounts in Parkersburg and put into one account at United Bank, right there in Crooked County. The only thing is a much lesser amount was deposited than was liquidated, according to two investigators providing information for criminal action being sought.

So where is the rest of AJ Woofters money? Did Butcher snort it up or smoke it?

“Guess you can sure buy a lot of dope with the $25,000 dollars that is just missing from the three bank accounts that were in Parkersburg!”

Shortly after AJ Woofter died, a Riverboat and a PARK were named after him

“The Glenville city attorney just whittled down the estate until there was nothing left but 7,000 by the time the beneficiary got it!”

And this is how it was done!

This is an actual excerpt from the 2007 accounting that was 12 years late!

Figures are from actual document….this is proof!

12/31/2006 To be paid to Butcher and Butcher Trust Account for legal services review final settlement, draft letter to the Fiduciary Commissioner, search for and copy supporting documents draft letter to (edited-name of lawyer) e-mail to (edited-name of lawyer) review letter from VANCE GOLDEN, trip to Court House to search for real estate assessments, legal research on Westlaw, revise final settlement and transfer brokerage account.

For ONE half- days work , Butcher charged $4, 895.00

The above excerpt is from actual accounting on file.

The Bitcher of the Butcher refused to reply to letters from attorneys involving the AJ Woofter Estate for years and years!

Well Butcher must have thought, hmmm… I think I’m running a little low on COKE!

So after lunch he decided he needed at least 5 thousand more…..since you know, two or three ounces probably wouldn’t be enough, especially if he needed to keep Princess Di in booze too!

So after lunch he wrote this………

12/31/2006 To be paid to Butcher and Butcher for legal services, review final accounting. Review account to insure correctness, draft final accounting (editors note, he already charged for that earlier on the accounting) review 4th quarter Wachovia and United Bank statements, complete final settlement and balance same.


Butcher charged a total of $10, 475 dollars on 12/31/2006 New Years Eve!

Happy Fucking NEW YEAR!

Over ten grand for just one day!

And even that was just all made up bullshit to steal the money!

Tim Butcher is a Criminal and a Thief and the official 2007 accounting ordered by Vance Golden proves it!

Vance Golden has also been implicated in wrongdoing for allowing Butcher to get away with not filing an accounting since 1994….. when accounting’s are required every year by WV law!

So the fact that Butcher didn’t do an accounting “by itself” is against the law, and Rosa Belle Gainer prune puss is just as guilty! It was her job as an executrix to see that an accounting was done.

Here’s an excerpt from a letter to Rosa Belle Gainer from attorney Margaret Kreiner: (feel free to e-mail or contact Kreiner for document proof)

Back dating checks to give the illusion that the terms of the will are being complied with is not an ethical way to carry out the desires of Albert J Woofter . We are asking that you comply with the terms of the will!”

“A letter was written to you by the guardian, requesting an accounting to which you responded on September 27, 2002 stating that you had turned it over to your attorney. All attorneys are busy, but Mr Butcher surely should have found the time in the last two years to comply with the request for an accounting. I suggest you find another attorney who is not that busy!”

“All we are asking is that you comply with the terms of the will as Albert J Woofter directed!”

GAINER ignored that letter, and Butcher sat in his big leather chair and weathered out storm after storm of FIVE different lawyers, giving no reply, and taking all the money!

The above letter was dated September 23, 2004 — No answer No reply for Butcher or Gainer!

“On November 3, 2004 another letter by KREINER was sent!”

Reading the TOWN and Country column authored by Albert Johnson Woofter was like visiting with an old friend.

This time in bold print KREINER writes…

“YOU have NOT complied with our request for an accounting. My client is entitled to an accounting. Since she has never had an accounting ever, I am firmly requesting and accounting from the beginning when the trust took effect. I will expect you will honor this request and comply by November 30th!”

Gainer never replied and a CC copy of that above letter was sent to Atty William Powell in Parkersburg– and if you have ever encountered this true gentleman, he is a very matter of fact, in your face lawyer, that gives it to you in black and white. He looked into the A J Woofter estate and took note that only 79 k of what should have been 266k from the original accounting in 1994 was forwarded, the rest was just missing. It is suspected that VANCE GOLDEN Wood County Fiduciary Commissioner was in knowledge of this, since he never forced the Butchers to do an annual accounting by law, and after the requested accounting was complete in 2006 his office sent the paper work to the wrong address. It was found out that ROSA BELLE GAINER knowingly gave the secretary from Vance Golden’s office the wrong address.

When this matter was reported to Sheriff Metz, he refused to investigate.

No surprise there!

Gainer was asked by several attorneys for accounting’s, but ignored all requests, didn’t take phone calls and neither did Butcher–this fact is a matter of public record!

The above excerpts are from page 15 of the accounting that was not received until 2007 and sent to the wrong address by Vance Golden’s office as stated, and this act was done on purpose, since they had sent official letters to the right address twice, in months prior.

The act of sending an accounting waited for since 1994 to the wrong address, clearly indicates wrongdoing and implicates the Wood County Commissioners office in a possible criminal conspiracy with the Butcher and Butcher law firm.

I mean really!!

Why was it sent to the wrong address, to stall for time?

Altogether Timothy B Butcher according the final accounting helped himself to $38,000 from Albert J Woofter estate  in less than two months time prior to 12/31/06

 “The final accounting of the AJ Woofter Estate is on file at the Wood County Court house, or call the Wood County Commissioner office, to review the files and you will see that all the facts brought forth by another SECRET SEVEN investigation are correct and accurate!”

The Parkersburg NEWS will never be the SAME without the AJ Woofter NAME!

Documents pertaining to the AJ Woofter Estate, along with all the documents we possess, were also on file with the former Braxton County Prosecutor, Bill Martin. Bill had boxes and boxes of documents and we attempted to enlist Bills help to bring charges against the Butchers!

I remember getting Lisa flowers and bringing them to Bill’s office, and then….

The office of William C Martin burned down!

The HOUSE of LEGAL ADVICE from the astute attorney Bill Martin burned down!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALPATTY PRESS FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY FEBRUARY 5th — Here is a CalPatty Press Original in Celebration!

Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor/Hurricane Rina McCoy – Cosmos Communicator  Editor

In celebration of the BIRTH of the CalPatty Press five years ago today, we are republishing the Brotherhood of Darkness!

The CalPatty Press, still secretly in existence was one of the most successful websites in West Virginia history that went down in flames on August the 11th 2010 at 0722 hrs when the Flagship of the Secret Seven was sunk to the bottom of the Crooked River after a severe attack from the Power Elite in Glenville, West Virginia after a campaign led by LISA MINNEY owner and publisher of TWO-FACED TWO-LANE Ain’t living long like this magazine, teamed up with Lisa Belknap the publisher of the Gilmer Journal, along with Gerry Hough, Shelly Morris DeMarino, the Butcher and Butcher law firm, JUDGE FACEMIRE, and several other elite all banned together, after an issue of the CPP published NUDE pictures of LIZZY and LEXY Butcher engaged in sexual debauchery along with several other young people from the area. GROUP SEX, wild naked running around parties, rape and mayhem all seems to be PAR for the course among the children of the Power Elite of Gilmer County!


Please JOIN US the SECRET SEVEN COALITION and all the original CalPatty Press members as we celebrate all this week. In fact, in celebration we are gonna let the dogs loose, so you may want to tell the bad guys to be aware it is open season on assholes all week long! Please join us this first day of celebration as we bring you ….


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Who’s really in the dark? US… you know, the YOU and ME that make up our own little worlds. Or them… the elite!?

Many of “them” are members of the “Brotherhood!” The brotherhood…from the dark side!

Angel of darkness is upon you
Stuck a needle in your arm
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
One more drink fool, will drown you


Most of the entire state of WV is so HIGH they’re in the dark all the time!

It’s true according to new statistics WV has more people per capita on dope from the doctor than any state in the US! That could explain why WV supposedly has one of the lowest crime rates in the US, but is NUMBER ONE for percentage of people incarcerated at nearly 6 per 100 persons. A lot of people are in jail for non violent dope offenses. But, whatever the reason the “Jails are FULL…all the same!”

Most people aren’t paying attention to what’s really going on . Even when the CalPatty Press publish articles that we want to share now, often, we find, our site is slammed with hits long after we let the cat out of the bag. So even on the coolest, hottest new Word on the street…there is often some lag time before the true and full story is known by the masses.

The CalPatty Press has often made reference to the WV Judicial System and the FREEMASON connection! Well we have all been so in the dark that evidence from the dark side and that WV Judges and Lawyers are all part of the brotherhood has already surfaced and not many people really know!

One of the many homes to the Brotherhood of Darkness and a place where EVIL LURKS the CROOKED COUNTY COURTHOUSE!

These types of conspiracy stories are strictly taboo…especially if they reveal any truth. Since most mainstream news service agencies are connected to the elite control and ownership you won’t hear much of what really is going on, but since a Freemason JUDGE decided to file legal action, the story became a matter of public record!


Photo from the original CalPatty Press article Brotherhood of Darkness is in celebration of today February the 5th being the birthday of the CalPatty Press

Member of the Secret Seven fully muzzled up…

We not only say that’s bullshit, but we have a lot more to say about it than that!

And if you don’t like it you snotty little bitch Tara Kennedy, then quite frankly…we don’t give a damn! Go fuck a Walrus you prissy little whore!


A couple of months ago last June, Frank Joseph Haas, an administrative law judge from Brooke County, filed a lawsuit alleging that he was summarily expelled from the Masons without any notice.

Haas headed the statewide Grand Lodge from October 2005 to October 2006. Haas tried to make the policies of the state Masons less discriminatory and racist and more in line with the U.S. Constitution and the state’s public policy.

Haas was so used to making his own rules as a WV JUDGE…. he thought he could make his own rules as soon as he climbed up the ladder of the local hot shot Freemason headquarters!


But all the other judges and members of the WV judicial system are Freemasons too!

…Just like we’ve been telling you all along….right here at the CalPatty Press!

SO…basically Frank was fucked since the “real players” didn’t think he was cool enough, so, they did the old planned take over, and took over… the grand plans of the grand master HAAS!

The edict expelling Haas would be part of a report presented by the new grand master.

Haas tried to appeal his expulsion within the organization, but received no formal acknowledgment of his grievance until he filed the lawsuit.

But since most other members of the WV Justice system are also Freemasons and the “word” is out on this dude Frank. “Frank” is word up!” …to the men from the dark side of the brotherhood!

Chances are when you are in front of a judge in WV he is a FREEMASON. You have to be… to be a part of the judicial system…and that’s just the way it is!

The brotherhood runs our judicial system in WV and that is why the court system has become so political.

That is why “SPIKE” our Chief Justice of the Supreme Court can run with his buddy “Blankenship” and get a couple of paid escorts too…for their big whoop de doo da time over in Europe.

Spike Maynard parties and is shown DRUNK with the CEO of Massey Coal Don Blankenship A judge of West Virginia's 30th Judicial Circuit for over 16 years, he was elected as a Democrat to a 12-year term on the Supreme Court of Appeals of West Virginia in 1996. In 2010, Maynard switched parties and won the Republican nomination to challenge longtime Democratic U.S. Representative Nick Rahall in West Virginia's 3rd congressional district. On November 2, 2010, Maynard was defeated in his election bid by Rahall.

Well now that some of the truth leaked out the voters said , “Fuck you SPIKE! You can’t keep a secret even when you lay down with dogs…you woke up with Flea’s and a CEO!


Spike doing some under the table political work about to get some good pussy out of some underhanded dealings, SPIKE MAYNARD was the dirtiest most low down Supreme Court Judge to ever hit West Virginia! The man is a criminal!

No one forced Spike and Ms. Cross to socialize in a well-known Democratic hot spot (in Capito’s district) 3 days before early voting began.

No one set anyone up, but it was a fuck fest later that night, we would love the photo’s of that party, for a Spikes crooked penis would definitely make the tabloids!

How in the world do you see this any differently than Spike and Blankenship fucking all those crazy Bitches in Monaco?

Really? “Gotcha?” Hardly.

This goes far beyond “someone’s social life” – just as the Monaco issue did.

This is precisely the same thing as Monaco, those crooked mother fuckers!

Now that Spike is gone(after this term is out) it is like losing your right hand man…speaking of which , one MASON rule is: that “a person who has lost a foot, a right hand or a right thumb back of the first joint is ineligible for Masonry.”

Another prohibits West Virginia lodges from raising funds for non-Masonic organizations such as local volunteer fire departments. It is also claimed that in June 2008 there were no BLACK Freemasons among the 24,000 who belonged to the Grand Lodge of West Virginia.

SPIKE MAYNARD while on the WV Supreme Court is the author of the BOYD RULE which denied the constitutional rights of the defendant in the TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE case. SPIKE, along with Chief Justice Davis, and Justice Benjamin is the guy that took the 3.5million dollar bribe from Don Blankenship and then voted in his favor on the Massey Coal case just to have it all reversed by the US Supreme Court, that made MASSEY COAL pay 20 MILLION in fee's plus the 60 MILLION they were sued for after the WV Courts manipulated the court case and got caught. All three justices voted the same way on the Massey Coal Case as they did in the Travesty of Justice Case which was on the docket the same week because the court was split politically because of Massey Coal.

Frank Haas had the audacity to try to change all that so that was why “another” stepped in. Frank sued for readmission after being expelled in November 2007. In his suit, Haas claims that he tried to make changes known as the “Wheeling reforms” …but it was NOT SO FAST FRANK!

We at the Calpatty Press see Franks goose as basically cooked since the powers that be are all Masons too!

But, we are grateful because it is out in the open. Masons have to look out for Masons as part of “the oath of office.” That sort of explains to us why judges stick up for judges and lawyers for lawyers in WV no matter if a known crime had been committed or not!

CORRUPTION RUNS DEEP WHEN DAVIS – MAYNARD and Justice Benjamin get together!

A formal complaint was filed against Justice Davis of the West Virginia Supreme Court on December 7th asking for her removal and punishment for her misconduct that was easily proven involving the Travesty of Justice case that was in the WV court system from 2003 until 2009 -- shown here with SPIKE Maynard just about the time the 3 to 2 vote came in.

Technically speaking it is the belief of the Secret Seven that a JUDGE or a member of the WV Judicial System whether you be a judge, prosecutor, clerk, etc has a better chance than anyone to get away with murder or some other heinous crime. A member of that “IN CROWD” has the most likely chance of getting away with a major crime like murder, or even maybe just some simple misconduct. It will all be kept hush hush as long as somebody doesn’t open their mouth.

But good thing for us FRANK opened his mouth, and a little bit more of the true story about the Brotherhood has come to the surface.

Tags: Secret Societies


Crooked County Crooks

August 13, 2008 at 6:09 PM

Much more needs to be said about the “Brotherhood” control of our WV courts!!

There is nobody that is anybody involved in the WV Judicial System that is NOT in the brotherhood!

They are all in the same bed. So, unless it has already been decided to gang up on someone for misconduct, all that’s gonna happen is a cover up.

Everybody covers for everybody and that extends to the Military regime of the WV State Police.

This is also a good article about the DARK BROTHERHOOD that rule the Judicial HELLHOLE in the Mountain State of WV!! Our JUDICIAL SYSTEM Is broken and control is in the dirty
hands of the


August 13, 2008 at 7:45 PM

Forbes says research shows West Virginia is the most medicated state just like this article states these figures just came out today.

States residents filled an average 11.1 retail prescriptions per capita, according to the latest figures compiled by the non-profit Kaiser Family Foundation’s

Well above that average is West by god Virginia!! TRY 17.2 !! Way out in front for pill poppin!!

WV came in first with 17.2 retail prescriptions filled per capita, followed by Missouri, 15.9; Tennessee, 15.8; Alabama, 15.7; and Kentucky, 15.4.

At the bottom of the list, Alaska, 6.5; California, 7.4; and Hawaii, 7.7.

Solution: Suck on more hot dogs and you will eat less pills!

“Just suck on a chilly dog!!”

Central WV SS member Bunny "Sucking a weener" photo from Crooked County!


August 13, 2008 at 10:07 PM

Found this official report on Richard A Facemire CROOKED COUNTY CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE

Judge Richard Facemire:

He does not like the truth on the defense side. Makes the record look legal, even though he prevents proper evidence from getting on the record in civil cases. He breaks state and federal law. And true rights to due processes. Not a fair law abiding judge. But makes it look legal, on the record. Corrupted. 2008-04-06
View Survey
D+(1.26) NICE grade point avg

"Guard dogs, also known as watch dogs, or sentry dogs are dogs employed to guard against, or watch for, unwanted or unexpected animals or people." This is WHITE FANG the personal guard dog of the Supreme Commander of the Central WV Secret Seven Coalition!


August 13, 2008 at 10:08 PM

In a unanimous opinion, justices found that Circuit Judge Richard Facemire abandoned his role of neutrality and seriously affected the fairness of the proceedings against Gerald Mark Thompson Jr.

The judge asked about 180 questions of trial witnesses. More than third of them – 83 – were directed toward a State Police trooper and had already been asked by the prosecution. During questioning, the judge also referred to the chemicals found as “meth” or “methamphetamine,” the court noted. Facemire asked Thompson seven questions, his mother 47, his wife 13 and another witness 11.

Below official grade for bad conduct! Remember we can vote this little midget out this year in November

ABA Guideline 5-4. Professionalism and Temperament.

a. Acting in a dignified manner. D (1.00)
b. Treating people with courtesy. F (0.00)
c. Acting with patience and self-control. D (1.00)
d. Dealing with pro se litigants and litigation fairly and effectively. F (0.00)
e. Participates and providing leadership to an appropriate degree in professional development activities and in jurisdiction-wide and statewide court improvement and judicial education activities. C (2.00)
f. Promoting public understanding of and confidence in the courts. D (1.00)

SS member Kemo Sabe the favorite of Lisa Minney in 2006 when the SS first formed guarding a high ranking officer of the SS sitting to the right and keeping an eye on some elite that dude feels owes at least 500,000 in bad debt! Although, it can't be seen in this photo, but both were packing heavy.

Crooked County Ccrooks

August 14, 2008 at 8:49 AM

Some things to think about when dealing with a real proven CROOK like FACEMIRE!

Ask for permission to video the proceedings.

Use the Freedom Of Information Act to get your records. Anything with your name or your child’s name on it belongs to you.

Bring crowds into the courtroom, the bigger the better. Try to get a least a couple of good audio recorders, as well as video secretly placed in the best places to record.

Prep the crowd out in the corridor both to focus the crowd’s attention. Tell your supporters that when the judge tries to shut you down they should all say together, “Let him speak! Let him speak!” Remind everyone to pay attention in the courtroom. .

Speak to police officers standing around. “Sometimes the cops know what’s going on. These judges, attorneys and state agents are kidnapping children, rigging elections, buying votes like they do in Gilmer(Crooked County)” whatever your case is about, or whatever corrupt shit is going down, chances are the local cops know something about it or could know something and may get loose lips.

Do not stand up for the judge if you know he is corrupt. Remain seated when he enters if you want to show that you know he is corrupt. Or, remain standing until he enters if you want to avoid making a show of respect.

Bring binoculars, opera glasses or telescopes into the courtroom to aim at the officers of the court for closer scrutiny, if possible. Put em under the glass.

Mentally discipline yourself not to think or react emotionally.

Make the record in the courtroom, make several copies, this is especially true in Gilmer County, they will try to change the record to suit GERALD B HOUGH the biggest Crook of them all.

Stand up together as a group when the cops enter in a threatening manner. If the cops are threatening get their names.

Even if you lose, you win, because you are exposing the corruption. Exposure of their corruption and the rising up of the people is the only thing they fear.

Get your tapes of the proceedings from the clerk right away before you leave the courtroom so they won’t be edited. (Gilmer County is the worst at faking the court record-and for that we have proof-)

The worse that it is in the courtroom the better that it is because the story goes into the media eventually, and people find out how horrible FACEMIRE is. We have a good example to share with you all soon.

Every time a judge dismisses a case and you appeal it, file compulsory process into the Supreme Court and add his name to your racketeering complaint.

Publish the stories in the newspaper and in any other form of media possible.

Spread those papers around to every state office, every judge, attorney and govt. employee and the surrounding community to make all aware about corrupt public officials, heighten public awareness.

Issue as many subpoenas as possible as often as possible. It makes them nervous.

Confront and loudly point out the crooks wherever and whenever you see them.

Do not hire an attorney. Be your own lawyer.

Don’t give up. Be prepared for a long struggle. Once you begin you must keep the pressure on.

You should always begin with this statement.

“Your honor, is this a court of due process as prescribed by the U.S. Constitution!”

Of course if you try that in Crooked County you will find yourself locked up quick, because Gilmer, Calhoun, Roane, Nicholas and Clay Counties have courts that make their own rules and don’t give a damn about the US Constitution or YOUR rights. In fact, they prefer that you don’t know your rights at all, so they can get their own paid public pretenders to process you through the system ,where you become a number and not a name.

We have to take our courts back if we want our country back!

Crooked River Guard dogs actually go to school to learn how to kill if necessary, and here they are listening up and learning the best way to win ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!!

Johnny Richards

August 14, 2008 at 10:09 AM

Very good information… And True Facts!


August 14, 2008 at 10:30 AM

HOUGH….FACEMIRE, MICKEY METZ and the entire crew of Crooked County Crooks would be a lot better off if they spent more time sucking on HOT DOGS like DREW MOODY the burned out hippie queer… and Dave Cockamamie the editor of the Glenville Demo-Crap and pathfinder of BULLSHIT!

We would love to have a photo with all of them sucking on the dog!

A GERMAN SHEPHERD makes just about the best attack dog around, for they are large and fierce and are trained to take automatic weapons from uniformed men, and or kill their prey when holding automatic firearms

CalPatty Press

August 14, 2008 at 1:03 PM

Break rules, be promoted

When former prosecutors were criticized by appeals courts for breaking the rules of a fair trial, their careers weren’t sidetracked. Instead they became judges.

Just like… know who!

1) An Officer of the court who knew of an arrest warrant sworn out against a brother Mason would have to warn him immediately so he could flee the jurisdiction.

2) A Mason who was told of a brother Mason’s crimes, even including rape, robbery, or child abuse, would have to keep his knowledge of those crimes a secret, even in a court of law!

3) A Royal Arch Mason who knew of a Companion Mason’s being a murderer or a traitor would have to keep his knowledge a secret!

4) A Royal Arch Mason would be obligated to hire a Companion Mason, even for sensitive or skilled professions, even if he didn’t have nearly the qualifications required.

Additionally, though not mentioned in the oaths, many times Masons get a “fairer” trial in courts where a Masonic judge presides. A sizable majority of judges are Masons, and many attorneys are Masons as well. If a Mason appears in court against a non-Mason, all he has to do is give any number of obscure gestures or words to the judge, and the judge will be obligated to rule in his favor. No one in the court room will be the wiser (except another Mason, who would be forbidden from bringing the incident to light).

It is easy to see how these elements of the oaths could very definitely be detrimental to the welfare of our nation. Masons, it is said, “take care of their own,” and they do, to an extent which is frightening.

Could this be a relative of the infamous Segue Sage bred to kill when ordered? Don't mess with a dog from the SS! Not unless you want all of your body parts intact.

Getting Involved

August 14, 2008 at 1:13 PM

Ok, see how this grabs you! Back in January of this year, Mickey Metz arrested the Ranger during what he called a routine traffic stop. Sheriff Metz claimed he pulled over a White Pontiac because a tail light was out on the vehicle. Accord to Metz upon the vehicle stopping an unknown male subject exited the vehicle and ran. As we all now know it was the Ranger who allegedly fled on foot and was arrested a short time later. Of course the next day Sheriff Metz talked with Gilmer County Prosecutor Gerry Hough and thereafter, the Ranger was charged with one misdemeanor count of fleeing.

Apparently, Sheriff Metz provided Gilmer County Magistrate Carol Wolfe with a Sworn Affidavit in support of an arrest warrant on the Ranger for fleeing an officer. Sheriff Metz swore to the facts that while he was performing a “routine traffic stop” on a car that had a tail light out the Ranger who was a passenger in the car fled on foot.

Now for the “Real Story.” The Ranger while in Glenville on the evening in question received word that a gang of Rogue Cops headed by Trooper Doug Starcher of the Grantsville State Police Detachment was in Glenville looking for the Ranger. Upon hearing this, the Ranger called a person to give him a ride out of the Glenville area. This person was unaware that the police were looking for the Ranger and after hanging up the phone with the Ranger told a group of friends that she was going to give her friend the Ranger a ride. Two individuals in that group was Sheriff Metz’s daughter, Chrystal Metz and her boyfriend.

Since the Ranger’s arrest on that evening back in January, secretly recorded conversation with Chrystal Metz and her now ex-boyfriend reveals information that Sheriff Metz was aware the Ranger would be coming through Glenville in a White Pontiac as he was informed by his daughter Chrystal. Arrangements were made, and Chrystal’s boyfriend at the time removed a tail light from the White Pontiac and Sheriff Metz waited at the intersection in Glenville for the White Pontiac with the removed tail. Not quite a “routine traffic stop” as outlined in Sheriff Metz’s Sworn Affidavit in support of the arrest warrant now was it. An Impeachment Hearing may be coming soon regarding Sheriff Metz’s Sworn Affidavit to Gilmer County Magistrate Carol Wolfe.

A constant companion - a guard dog should spend 24/7 with their master and often do, for we bring our dogs everywhere and if they aren't welcome we aren't coming.


August 14, 2008 at 1:22 PM

US constitution prohibits this sort of activity!

That’s some bullshit METZ needs to lose the election and suck on a hot dog like Drew Moody.

I’m the girl in the picture that shows everybody the way. Just suck on that Chilli DOG! We have
tracked sites from all over the world that have borrowed that CalPatty sucking on a hot dog picture. It is on no less than 50 sites, some in Germany and other countries. Also our CAL PATTY with the smiley face is being used as a photo on hundreds of other sites worldwide. So at least the rest of the world is getting some meaningful use out of our hard work and effort. Now open your mouth and say….Crooked County!

Metz is from LEWIS COUNTY and came from a very poor family. So poor in fact, that MICKEY used to get blamed for anything and everything that was missing back in his early days of running around. MICKEY used to get BLAMED FOR STEALING all the time in his young days in Lewis County and he used to smoke a lot of pot! YES Mickey not only smoked weed, but also dealt weed. In fact that may seem like an out there allegation, but pictures do exist showing Mickey Smoking weed and I have had the opportunity of interviewing a couple of his high school pals that speak freely of the weed smoking and slinging weed all over Lewis County days.

Hopefully we get can get a photo up of Mickey taking a big hit off a spleef with a bong in the background and some weed on the table.

When the WAR finally breaks out in Crooked County and the Power Elite have done something really stupid again down by the Crooked River the highly trained dogs from the SS could very well be unleashed for self protection, just like one would use a firearm only the SS dogs are much more deadly than a gun! illustration by SS art director

Angry Citizen

August 14, 2008 at 4:01 PM

There is no doubt Sheriff Mickey Mouse Metz knew the Ranger was coming through town because his daughter Crystal told him so. This plan to catch the Ranger because the Ranger was wanted for alleged property crimes, could have been at the cost of many lives due to the fact an important tail light marker was intentionally removed from a passenger vehicle in order to give unnecessary reason to stop that vehicle.

This plan was dangerous to other motorist, but still Sheriff Mickey Metz not only went along with the plan but assisted with the plan and than gave false information to a County Magistrate.

It is not proper procedure to disable a vehicle’s safety device, nor is it proper procedure to fabricate a story regarding the incident.

Yes, I am ANGRY that the Sheriff of our county would place the lives of other’s in danger just to arrest a person who has been charged with a property crime.

CalPatty Press statistics taken the day the SS FLAGSHIP was sunk in the Crooked River!

Reading Along

August 14, 2008 at 7:52 PM

I heard the bit about the tail light being removed sometime back. I always thought to myself, why do that? There was no cause for the removal of the tail light. These days unfortunately, a police officer does not need any reason to stop a vehicle. So removing the Tail Light was wrong and action needs to be taken against all involved.

I agree with the other commenter, but will also add that this was a stupid move on the part of Mickey Metz and others who were involved. This is an example of poor judgment on the part of Metz, and I would bet other law enforcement officers were aware of the situation, but also went along with the potentially life threatening and dangerous plan.

Luckily no one on the roadway was effected by the poor judgment of Gilmer County Sheriff, Mickey Metz and the other persons who were involved who not only displayed poor judgment, but clearly showed a disregard for the safety of others on the roadway.

The CalPatty Press was getting 44,000 hits per month the last day as the FLAGSHIP for the SS -- The GERRY HOUGH hate site gets only about 300 hits per month on a good month and he placed ads for it in the Glenville Democrat and Pathfinder --this is an example of the people speakin out and being heard by thousands!

CalPatty Press

August 15, 2008 at 2:44 PM

So the answer is to prove that ole Lewis County boy Mickey knowingly participated in an illegal process to apprehend a prisoner. But, to involve a family member certainly is a risky situation.

If the fact can be proven via testimony or some other convincing way, then that charge would certainly have to be dismissed.

Could the matter be considered as misconduct or illegal?

That is the question.

At 3,000 Central WV readers per DAY the CalPatty Press was reaching a large percentage of Central WV readers!


August 15, 2008 at 6:40 PM

It is my understanding that two people involved have been secretly taped talking about the tail light situation. Richards’s attorney is holding on to the tapes in order to impeach Sheriff Metz’s testimony. These tapes do not have to be turned over to the State until the Sheriff testifies, and than Richards’s attorney will present the tapes for impeachment purposes to the Court. After talking to a State Investigator regarding the Richards case in Gilmer County, there are also Tapes that will be produced by Defense Counsel after Trooper Doug Starcher is questioned by Counsel. With out a doubt, Trooper Starcher will lie on the witness stand regarding questions asked by Richards’s attorney. Thereafter, solid evidence of Trooper Starcher lies will be set forth and presented to the Court.

I remember Trooper Starcher being caught in Judge Nibert’s Court and Nibert telling Starcher to never step foot in his Court Room again. I myself, hate all the wrong committed by Doug Starcher while serving as a West Virginia State Trooper. Although, I am not for any kind of criminal activity, I will however commend John Richards for standing up against the wrongs committed by Starcher, and putting together a solid case against the cops who tried to set him up. I have seen the video tapes of individuals like Pete Dilgard for instance that admits Trooper Doug Starcher force him to sign a false statement against Richards. There are several documents that were falsified by Starcher as well as other case evidence. Richards has assisted his attorneys in unraveling Trooper Starcher’s misconduct, and has produced solid evidence which will prove it.

A Power Elite collage of photographs and what nots taken at the Gilmer County Courthouse, recognize anyone in those photos ....I do!

CalPatty Press

August 15, 2008 at 8:08 PM

Gonzo journalism, a style of reporting where reporters involve themselves in the action to such a degree that they become central figures of their own stories. Shown here is a high ranking member of the SS undercover and two years later was named as Supreme Commander of the SS July 22, 2008. This photo taken at a FIRE STARTING CULT party in 2006 that also included special guests like Christopher Shane Dellinger , a Grantsville Police officer that was arrested along with JD Nicholson present after 1am that night, and some pill popping and bed hopping Fire Starting Cult Chicks like Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson, Lil Steph, and Tabitha Clem, later Mikey Ball, and Hot Toddy showed up along with one other law enforcement officer. It was not long after this photo was taken that Ron Gordon Grantsville Police Chief was suspected of raping as many as 14 local Calhoun women and thanks to the detective work of John Manis Richards, and other SS members that called the victims -- and three came forward after all had exchanged numbers and did then get together to bust the rapist Police Chief who gave the girls the choice of having sex with him or testing dirty for drugs.

I will however commend John Richards for standing up against the wrongs committed by Starcher, and putting together a solid case against the cops who tried to set him up.

2nd that motion

Can I get a witness!!


August 17, 2008 at 7:14 PM

Does anyone know what the white police car from Ohio is doing in Grantsville????


August 17, 2008 at 8:28 PM

City Cop Training

Perspective of Law Enforcement

CalPatty Press

August 19, 2008 at 4:28 PM

30 days in advance the CalPatty Press editors PREDICT the exact unfortunate outcome of the Bandy trial. July 13th the Calhoun County Circuit Court judge let it all go against Bandy. EIGHT FELONY COUNTS just gone.

This was the statement made by the people from CALPATTY on June 13th

“Chief Deputy Bandy has a lot of friends in law enforcement and most likely won’t do any real time for his crimes-for all the people he knows, and because of that sweet April girlfriend of his, however it may be a while before he gets lucky …since they got caught. They together, put old people out of their house and then took there stuff, plain and simple. But now they have brought Gerry Hough in as Special Prosecutor to make it all go away. If history repeats it will all go away,

Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson was FUN FUN FUN at the Fire starting Cult Par TAY in 2006 when this photo was taken!

Pissed in Gilmer

August 19, 2008 at 11:06 PM

Me and my boyfriend went out to have a good time at a bar in Glenville called Trezans. A guy decided to grabbed my butt as I was standing with my boyfriend just to start a fight. And of course it worked. We all got threw out and as we were leaving about 8 or 9 guys still wanted to fight and were standing in the road trying to get us to stop and one of them jumped on the hood of my car screaming at me to stop and it looked like he had a hand held pistol in his hand. I was terrified, way too scared to stop the car so I kept going. Now, I am being charged with malicious assault, conspiracy to commit malicious assault and so is my boyfriend. I asked to press charges on the guy for sexual assault, assault for hitting me on the eye, and for jumping on the car. They did not do anything except for pressing the charges on me and my boyfriend. Where’s the justice in that!

Editors note: Certainly interested in the outcome of this event. Anybody know? Basically if you are not friends with the prosecutor GERRY B HOUGH or know someone that he does; or are friends with someone at the courthouse, then you’re fucked! If you are not part of the IN crowd, then basically you’re OUT!

Now is that wrong? YES it is! That is why GILMER County is called CROOKED COUNTY

Hot Toddy, this CalPatty Birthday Special could not be present with the LEADER OF THE FIRE STARTING CULT, the infamous HOT TODDY!!

CalPatty Press

August 20, 2008 at 6:40 PM

Good looking out..

Do those same three chicks own Trezan’s?

Love the pub! More my style. What I like most about the pub is smoking widow fatties on the back porch.


August 20, 2008 at 7:40 PM

Drunk drivers with .15+ BAC to face harsher penalties!

The new law is in effect.

Don’t drink and drive.

…no sex either while driving!

The common Place where the elite meet the perfect spot for the SIGN asking for information on FRED HILL who was murdered in Gilmer County in December of 2009.


August 21, 2008 at 9:19 AM

And if you get pulled over and caught with WEED, tell ‘em you got it from DOUG STARCHER, that you went to his house and bought it that morning, that you saw pot plants growing EVERYWHERE, in all his buildings, in the garden, in the back yard. Weighed out bags of weed in the kitchen on the table. Be particular. Tell them there were all kinds of ounce bags lying around with the ounces divided up into 5 bags each, costing $35 bucks a bag…

The Main Character Lisianna Rockefeller in the book Revenge of the Ghost Wolf!

CalPatty Press

August 21, 2008 at 10:53 AM

YOU must be reading OUR minds….weird

Right now I am trying to steal enough time away to finish our latest CalPatty Press entry having a lot to do with Dougie Starcher and his infamous TESTI-LYING ….NOT testifying!

Kind of like when Dougie pulled over a bunch of kids one day that had nothing to do with nothing and the next thing you know, that…

…they went to your house and bought it that morning, that they saw pot plants growing EVERYWHERE, in all the buildings! In the garden, in the back yard. Weighed out bags of weed in the kitchen on the table….(well you get the idea)

Dougie somehow, someway brings these facts that aren’t facts at all into the courtroom and before a judge and jury….then it’s 5000 dollars and 500 days. Dougies is TESTI-LYIN all god damn day!

Message for Hot Toddy’s Girlfriend

August 21, 2008 at 4:55 PM

Wake up girlfriend!

Things are going on while you are sleeping that you don’t know about or deserve. It seems that HT is meeting a little girl behind the old CRI building.

She is recently married (2 weeks) and lives just down North side and HT is breaking her and her husband up. I heard she just got arrested the other night. ()I think it may have been for indecent exposure().

When I came through the road at the back of the building HT had her bent over doing her doggy. She didn’t have a stitch of clothes on. I saw it with my own eyes and wanted to warn you.

My eyes and mind may never be the same.

Girl, you need to move on. You have stuck with that loser through thick and thin and this is how he repays you. Hard to tell what disease you will have cause the girl is supposed to be a hooker. I think you deserve better than what you are getting from the HT.

Uh huh

August 21, 2008 at 5:05 PM

Are you a talkin bout that Gila Monster gettin a cheated on again. Are you a talkin about Kelli Lawson because she is on the lizard all the way!

What the HELL! Don’t you know anything!


She even carries a little green monster look a like on her key chain that is battery operated…you know for those long hours away from home!

Message for Hot Toddy’s Girlfriend

August 21, 2008 at 10:28 PM

I am telling you HT must be tired of it all the way.

This chick he was with has ran around town before stark naked, out of this world on drugs. She was completely naked when I saw her. HT just had his pants down. It didn’t take long……

Yeah, I happened to catch a glimpse of those photos of the lollipop riding the blue battery when the Roddy was showing them to everyone. I wouldn’t be very proud that I couldn’t keep my woman happy. Seems HT can’t satisfy her and she apparently isn’t keeping him satisfied.

My guess is that there is a drug connection, so while they are out back trading she decided to give the toad a little bonus.

Kel Bel watch your twat.and your man.


August 22, 2008 at 12:23 AM

Taken from the comments section of Where’s Johnny Site
Not her friend or his friend

I think Kel and the toddster deserve each other. No one should warn her what is going on while she is sleeping or anything else.

I heard Hot toddy was ridin the big red machine up the riverbank meeting the hippy chick weeks ago. Good for him. Now she gets a taste of her own medicine. Staying with Hot Rod for money and dope and he is screwing around on you. Ha Ha.

Yep, you deserve each other. I don’t know who would want either one of you. A person sure can tolerate a lot for money.

2008 at11:42 pm aug21

Hot toddys girlfriend better get tested because I herd rumer the girl Hot toddy was seein has hepatitis from snortin from a straw of someone who had it.

I thought someone said that hot tody and his girl freind were gettin marryed. What wood he want with that hippy chick when he has Kelly. Kelly is beautiful and that hippy chick is not. Kelly don’t need his shit. She has lot goin for her.

I heard at vfw bout a week ago that hot tod is getting ready to turn his girlfreid in to the cops an they was talkin bout Kelly. If he turns her in bout pot and someones property they will drop his charges.

Yeh, i know the other girl he is seeing. She gets high and then accuses every one she sleeps with of rapping her. I herd she is prostitoot

hot toddy might have charges pressed by her. I think she might be scarier than toddy.
Just herd it threw the vine.

Hot Toddy has been promising the SS 150 nude photos of Lisa Minney shown in this photo for years now,

CalPatty Press

August 22, 2008 at 9:13 AM

Only Hot Toddy himself could spell that bad!

Hot Toddy is just mad about the Gila monster getting all the good stuff!

Then, Hot Toddy tries to make Lunacy Lucy jealous by a carrying on with some tall tale, that is always pretty tall, and pretty funny too. Also, mostly not true!

PS Send all Lunacy Lucy pictures in the different color teddy’s to that’s Photo can be with or without teddy.


August 22, 2008 at 10:36 AM

Are you telling me that Hot Roddy is turning Lucy in for his dope charges? Very interesting. I think the hearing is in October. Is he going to go in and say, the pot was Lucy’s?
Very very interesting. She would go to jail and lose her kids, permanently! Yeah!!

Lucy better watch her back, she may show up at court to support the dick and end up being taken away in chains……..

Crooked County Crooks

August 22, 2008 at 6:07 PM

The ole confidential informant turns his gal pal in trick? NOT!! Just another control type trick. Funny how the local po po use the Hot Toddy Roddy as a confidential informant so they don’t have to say where they got the info busting someone Hot Toddy has decided he doesn’t like that particular day.

Well the Gila Monster does the job just fine and doesn’t even need a cigarette afterwards!

Save money on smoke! Do it with the big green poke!


What a tongue on that danged Lizard!

Don’t ya hate it when they pull them early!!

Calhoun County Resident

August 23, 2008 at 2:06 AM

August 23 Mountaineer Marijuana Update from the land of HUR

State Police are making record busts worth millions of dollars on their war on marijuana.

State Police in Mingo County have made the largest drug bust in the state and the largest in the county in at least 20 years.

Troopers say they found more than 10,000 plants as large as 12 to 15 feet tall in the Beech Creek area, the approximate street value of the marijuana is close to $21.3 million.

Troopers in Mason County have found nearly $19.8 million of marijuana so far in 2008, making 8 arrests.

Crooked County Crooks

August 23, 2008 at 2:52 AM

Funny thing!

A JAIL GUARD at the Central Regional Jail in Flatwoods WV HAS SEX with an inmate and is the only person before Judge Facemire recently that didn’t get a long jail or prison sentence. Also they( the court) forgot all about SHANE DELINGER a former Calhoun County Cop busted for FELONY charges.

Steven Gray, a Correctional Officer, was previously convicted as a result of his plea of guilty of engaging in a sexual relationship with an inmate at the Central Regional Jail. The defendant though his attorney Daniel Grindo advised the Court that they would be seeking probation and requested the Court order a psychiatric/psychological evaluation of the defendant which is required by law. Assistant Prosecuting Attorney Dotson did not oppose the defendant’s motion. Judge Facemire ordered that Gray undergo psychiatric/psychological evaluation by Dr. David Clayman and thereafter be returned to the Court for further sentencing on October 9, at 11:30 a.m.

Steven Thomas Gray, 26, of Glenville, is charged with sexual assault in the second degree and imposition of sexual intercourse on incarcerated persons.

The charge alleges that when Gray was employed as a corrections officer at the Central Regional Jail in Flatwoods, he engaged in sexual acts with a prisoner.


Shane Dellinger and his counsel Barbara Schamberger appeared before the Court for sentencing. The Special Prosecuting Attorneys, Nicholas Prosecutor, Mark Huddnall and Assistant Prosecutor, Jonathan Sweeney, failed to appear. After approximately one half hour the Court telephoned the Nicholas County Prosecuting Attorneys Office where Huddnall, advised the Court that he failed to get the matter on his calendar. Judge Facemire rescheduled sentencing until August 25 at 2:00 p.m.

Preferential treatment for former members of the IN Crowd? What else!!

We’ve gotta stop puttin up with this shit!!

CalPatty Press

August 23, 2008 at 5:43 PM

Check out this site

Picture of Dellinger from a CalPatty Press article!

Will knowing and belligerently claiming your rights during a traffic stop prevent you from being a victim of police misconduct and a complete rape of your constitutional rights?

NOT…and especially…

…Not in Braxton County, West Virginia nor anywhere else that law enforcement activities aren’t monitored or where peace officers are allowed to make and file cases regardless of the evidence or the illegal manner in which they make cases against the public…

Every U.S. Citizen has equal protection under the law. I’m not sure if these guys in Braxton, Gilmer(Crooked County) and Calhoun Counties are just sleeping through the academy class on the constitution or what the deal is.

The following pages at contain suggestions, actual events, and commentaries related to the corrupt practices of our law enforcement officers. Your comments and questions are welcome and can be forwarded by clicking the envelope below. As you read through these pages, please remember that you must claim your rights, document either through video, audio, or both, not only your contact with peace officers, but other citizens as well. Speak out, post blogs like the CalPatty Press and the LONE METH RANGER and CALHOUN UNDERGROUND. Use the various video posting services such as YouTube and MySpace to inform people of corrupt police practices. To protect yourself TRAVEL IN GROUPS!

Press Release

August 26, 2008 at 9:28 AM

Looks like HotToddy and Kelli Lawson aka Lunacy Lucy only have a couple of weeks to get married so she won’t have to testify against the Hot Toddy Roddy.

Don’t do it Kelli Just remember the smelli! When the money is gone in just a few months you will still be left with Hot Toddy and Hot Toddy Mommy.

Word on the street is that he is turning you in. After all the dope was found in your children’s dresser, not his……….You were living with him and he reported you stealing pills from him numerous times…(you said that they were for your Gila Monster)Word has it that he turned in some Video recordings of you and the Gila Monster to the cops, to protect himself.

“You” are just roddy candy to Hot Toddy, cause he really does like that trippy hippy with the lippy chick that just got arrested. I think they have been very good friends at the wrong time. She said it was a bad place but that was what it was good for.

Watch the beaver next time your with the Gila Monster, he brags about doing ya when you are passed out.

Slipping, dodging ,sneaking creeping hiding out down the street

See your life shaking with every fool you meet. Re-fried confusion is making itself clear

Wonder which way do I go to get on out of here


August 28, 2008 at 6:47 AM

Did you all know that it is rumored hot toddy has erectile dysfunction. That is why he shows all the nude photos and Lucy has to ride the machine. She better stock up on batteries cause I think he may be going away again.

They are coming to take you away ha, ha. Coming to take you away.

Lizzy Butcher of the Butcher Bitches really got some good ratings for the CalPatty Press when she takes her clothes off and goes both ways! YOW ZA!!


August 31, 2008 at 11:59 PM

Keep watching for a new website to come into play. It
will be called “Where’s Hot Toddy and Gila Monster?”

We will be providing the names of Hot Rods customers, actions, jobs, prices of goods, both of their histories and whereabouts at all times so people will know what is new with them.

Hot Toddy is jealous that Johnny is stealing all the press so we have decided to give him his equal time on the World Wide Web!

When up and running we will put the address on this site.


September 1, 2008 at 12:39 PM

Up and running. Please make all the comments you wish.
I know Hot Toddy doesn’t think he is getting enough publicity so lets make him feel better.

Where’s Hot Rod and Lucy?

Secret Seven Coaltion of Central West Virginia

September 25, 2008 at 7:29 AM

Hot Toddy seems to be trying to spell again. Please print some of this cause it is way too funny. LOL

7 Just watching
8:20 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT (edit) (delete)

Comment #4.

are the people stooped (being bent over) or were you meaning stupid (which is what you are)

I guess we know how english 101 went. LOL LOL

 Mrs. Caps
8:18 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT (edit) (delete)

Keep guessing. You are cold in the hot, cold game. I am laughing so hard it hurts… LOL

4:34 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT

Seems Jess Harris employee of Calhoun County Courthouse is doing all this written on these blogs , AS SHE SAYS” FROM WHAT I HEAR. Thought the COURTHOUSE employees were stand up people. Seems from what I hear she’s been making false police reports and all, speeders, 4 wheeler riders,reporting people that even works for her dad “fuzzy” people turning in her drive, that really never happen, WASTING MOSTLY CLP HUNTS TIME.I guess all that weed she smokes and drugs she does will make you do those things, he he he…..”Check Mate” Jess, “GAME OVER”

4 damm
12:13 am, Sep 25, 2008 EDT

this site is as stooped as the person running it…..

3 Mrs. Caps
6:11 pm, Sep 24, 2008 EDT

Well now, who do you think would put dollar signs as his name?????

Must be Hot Toddy Roddy. The whole town already figured you got your granny’s money for the house you burned down. I am surprised you didn’t burn it down with her in it.

Would seem you are misappropriating your dear granny’s funds spending it all on your girlfriend and yourself.

Gossip is ht bought his cupcake a camaro. I don’t think they give you that much to go to a semester of college, and what is funnier than shit is nether one has a drivers licence. Wonder who will chauffer them around now. It will sure be cute to see who rides shotgun. lol and who rides in the backseat. lol or who rides the backseat. he he he he

Oh, you are so way off track. Clueless.

2 Just Watching
1:01 am, Sep 24, 2008 EDT

My, my! It appears someone has some anger issues!

1 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
8:58 pm, Sep 23, 2008 EDT

go fuck yourself at the library some more you fat sticky bitch…. get off your fat sticky ass and leave people alone….

Lexy Butcher of the Buthcer Bitches takes a BLAST up her nose that hurts like HELL!! Damn that is some good Cocaine straight from Doug Morris!

CalPatty Press

January 3, 2009 at 3:33 PM

Please enjoy “Dark Side of The Brotherhood” as the CalPatty Press adds it to our front page our first week in 09. The article was originally published in Aug of 08

We are currently working on a new article regarding Justice Starcher being shown Gilmer County for the first time by the devil himself Gerald B Hough Gilmer County Prosecutor.


January 4, 2009 at 12:13 AM

I think the organization is just an excuse for them all to get “plastered”.

Where is Hot Toddy and Kelli?

January 4, 2009 at 3:44 PM


….that is funny as hell!



And to the fuck ups at Retort,  you little copy cat bitches owe us some money for a copyright infringement and we are coming for it! We know WHO you are and WHERE you are and we can always UNLEASH the DARKNESS …as a LAST RESORT!


By Rina McCoy – Cosmos Communicator Editor

According to a front page report in the Gilmer Free Press, the Gilmer County Sheriffs department seems to be once again guilty of misconduct and possible criminal actions involving badly beating an elderly person while making and official call to a Gilmer County residence.

“Don Singleton a Gilmer County man is in the hospital due to severe injuries he suffered during his arrest by law enforcement officers on Saturday, January 28, 2012”

According to a Criminal Complaint filed against the Sheriff’s Department with Gilmer County Magistrate Court, Gilmer County Sheriff Deputy Benton Huffman responded to assist West Virginia State Police Trooper Raynor on a Welfare check on Dry Fork Road in Gilmer County.

Donald Singleton severely beaten while being taken to jail!

When they arrived on the scene, State Police Trooper Raynor spoke to Mr. Singelton and asked him where his son Rodney Singleton was.

Soon the officers found out he was not there.

Don Singleton, the local resident, age 76 with a hearing impairment was sitting in his garage with nothing wrong with him at the time.  The sheriff’s department had no warrants.  They entered the Singleton residence where a verbal altercation ensued as a result. Mr. Singleton was arrested for battery on a police officer.

“According to the sheriff’s deputy, they did nothing wrong, but we all heard that one before. The Gilmer County Sheriff has a documented history of false arrests and bringing false charges and allegations against individuals they have targeted for one reason or another!”

Mr. Singleton is currently in Ruby Memorial hospital where he was in critical condition.  He had blood on the brain from head injuries.  His hands were also solid black and blue.  There are knots up and down his back and on his legs.

Take warning Senior Citizens, the Gilmer County Sheriff’s department has a documented history of being liars, and bringing false evidence to grand juries and trial juries, and you could be next.

Gilmer County Sheriff Deputy Casey JONES tried out his Taser‎ on an innocent victim  and YOU could be next!

There is a procedure that law enforcement is supposed to follow and what they did was incorrect.  As a taxpayer, Mr. Singleton was not properly treated.

Gilmer County, wake up and see what’s going on!  This could be your Dad or Mom.  Who is next?

Mr. Singleton never called the law enforcement, didn’t know they were coming, and didn’t invite them into his residence.  Once they were told the individual they were looking for was not there, they should have left, but that was not the case!