Month: January 2012

A LESSON IN HISTORY — JUST ANOTHER CROOK FROM CROOKED COUNTY–Two-Lane TWO-FACED- Ain’t LIVIN long like this Lisa Minney gives JUDA’s Account of her betrayal to the SS on 11 AUGUST the summer the BUTCHER BITCHES BROKE BAD on the CalPatty Press!

By Hurricane Rina McCoy – Cosmos Communicator Editor

Lisa Minney who turned out to be just another Crook from Crooked County all along gives Juda’s account of betrayal to the WV Secret Seven below!

I don’t know what I did to make that indecipherable connection between me and Calpatty Press three years ago. (See previous post if you are confused.) It’s really hard to tell such things when you don’t even know who they are – screen names, tag-team writers, comments by loyal readers… Never the less, the connection was made, and I fed them any information I had concerning our common enemy, Todd Smith (aka Hot Toddy, scum-bag now in jail). It seems in doing so, I shook hands with the devil, and we’ve somehow been virtually dancing ever since.

The SS did support efforts Minney made to help the mother of Kelli Nicole Stamper Lawson(above), Vicki Butcher Stamper Shaver, and her efforts to get the truth about the death of her daughter told.

There are times in your life when you ask yourself, “How did I get in this situation?” Naturally, that question isn’t the main point to dwell on, although it seems we all linger on that a little too long. The question most important at those times is, “How do I get out?”

I don’t know how many of their readers believe I am (or was) one of CalPatty’s “Secret Seven.” I don’t know how many readers believed anything they wrote – about me, about others, about community concerns, about themselves.

Lisa Minney the editor publisher of TWO LANE LIVING magazine

But I do know, that for three years, the CalPatty Press have been dominating our region’s online image — our communal online presentation of our community’s truth. They have gotten more hits and page views than all other blogs in WV combined. Our community’s virtual image has been under the patina of their slanted perspective so that none of us, online or in real life, weren’t soured by it in some way, and also by the huge reach in numbers by the CalPatty Press.

This morning, CalPatty Press was offline. According to, their host server, their blog has been “archived or suspended for a violation of Terms of Service.” I am sure they will attempt to shift their readership over to a sister site, but as far as having the lead in search engines and amount of information online about our county (counties), this has been a critical blow.

I don’t believe I deserve (or want) any credit for this victory.

I am a Virtual Jackie O. I’m a writer in my pajamas, drinking cold coffee, with garden dirt under my fingernails and a tangled pony tail.

My meager attempts to “make it stop” failed early last week when CalPatty was only temporarily frozen. I don’t know if I started a ball rolling, or if attempts from others further slandered on their site than I finally came to fruition. I don’t know if some other person, out there somewhere had the muscle to remove this mountain. I only know that two days ago I was feeling rather deflated about it, disappointed, disgruntled.

Oh, how I hate to lose. And in my attempt to win, I had made things worse. I had done all I knew to do – – and failed.

And so, as so many of us do when we have exhausted all other options… I troubled the Almighty.

(Something I try not to do unless it’s really, really important.)

“Lord, just make it gone.”

Twice I asked; on Sunday evening, and again on Monday evening.

This morning, at 5 a.m. CalPatty Press was still there. Then, there was a clap of thunder that shook the house and took out the power, followed by a really scary electrical storm.

When the power came back on – CalPatty Press was gone.

Lisa Minney had a falling out with other Secret Seven Coalition member over the exposure involving NUDE photos of the Butcher Bitches and also of LIZZY and LEXY engaged in some hard partying and sexual activity!

My communication with WordPress could not have been the only complaint about the site. Mine could not have been the only prayer request concerning it, nor could mine have been the first in three years. I would not presume my words or my prayers to be any more important than anyone else’s.

But, because I so rarely ask His help, and because my prayers were answered, I am compelled to give credit where I believe it is due.

Amen. Thank-you, God!

“GOD must have been listening more to us than to you Lisa Benedict Arnold Minney for now we have twice the readers in West Virginia, and also in different countries and different states, God didn’t stop the truth, god gave us strength to endure the Bullshit of Gilmer County, and all the liars and thieves in public office.


Gilmer County Commission releases settlement of debacle by Beverly Marks for illegal recording of a Lien!

By Hurricane Rina McCoy – Cosmos Communicator Editor

Reporters for the Gilmer Free Press along with the West Virginia Record were present at the Gilmer County Commission meeting at 9am yesterday the 20th of January. Even the Glenville Democrap and Pathfinder of Bullshit was represented yesterday. Below you will find an actual court document pertaining to the settlement and payment to be made by the Gilmer County Commission, for the huge mistake of Beverly Marks, who as it turns out is not much far removed from a full on Crooked County white collar criminal that takes instruction from the Butcher and Butcher law office, to the detriment of Gilmer County and its citizens.

Gilmer County Commission Special Meeting Report – FRIDAY01.20.12


The Gilmer County Commission met in a special meeting on Friday, January 20, 2012 in an effort to conduct the following business:

Settlement of Lawsuit: Textron Financial Corp (Plaintiff) vs. New Horizon Home Sales, Inc., Gilmer Housing Partners, LLC, Summit Community Bank, (Defendants) and Summit Community Bank, Inc. and (Third-Party Plaintiff), vs. Office of the Clerk of the Gilmer Commission, and Jack D. Jones (Third Party Defendants.)
The following is the timeline of the meeting:
•  8:58 AM – Commissioners Kennedy, Hess, and Ramsey as well as County Clerk Jean Butcher enter the commission room for the meeting.

Tim Farmer, the County Administrator; Lawrence Smith from The WV Record,  Dendra Miller from Glenville Democrat, and Dave Ramezan from The Gilmer Free Press were already in the room.
•  9:00 AM – Commission President Brian Kennedy calls the meeting to order and asks everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag.

The Pledge starts and Gerry Hough, the Gilmer County Prosecutor enters the room.
•  9:01 AM – Gerry Hough asks the commissioners whether anyone from the news were present!
•  9:02 AM – Brian Kennedy calls for executive session for the Commissioners, Gerry Hough, and Jean Butcher.

Everyone else leaves the room.
•  9:04 AM – Executive session ends and everyone returns to the room.
•  9:05 AM – Brian Kennedy makes a motion to accept the settlement.

Motion Seconded and passes unanimously.
•  9:05 AM – Kennedy asks the commissioners for any comments and in the absence of it he makes a motion to adjourn the meeting.

Meeting is adjourned.
•  News reporters ask whether they can have a copy of the settlement and Jean Butcher makes copies of the settlement and provides it to the reporters.

According to the settlement it cost the Gilmer County taxpayers $40,000.00 for wrongdoing by the previous Gilmer County Clerk, Beverly Marks, and was suggested by prosecutor and approved for payment by the Commission.

Due to too much secrecy and the nature of this lawsuit, any additional costs are not known at this time.
Click to Read the Printable Copy of the Settlement

GFP – published 01.21.2012

GFP REPORTS FURR BUSTED AGAIN! This time for trying to add some Pills to the Prescription! !

G-otcha™: Furr Arrested Again, This Time in Calhoun County

Imprisonment Status:  Pre-Trial Felon

Timothy Alan Furr

Full Name: Furr,  Timothy Alan
Height: 6’  1”
Weight: 240 lbs.
Birth Date: 03.10.1969
Gender: Male
Booking Date: 01.14.2012
Facility: Central Regional Jail
Imprisonment Status: Pre-Trial Felon

Offender Court Order Information

Court Info Number Issuing Agency Location
12F-20 CALHOUN COUNTY – Bail Amount: $30,000.00

After his arrest in Glenville, Gilmer County in December 2011 for Stealing guns and jewelery Timothy Furr of Glenville was arrested on Tuesday, January 17, 2011 in Grantsville, Calhoun County for a felony Charge and is back behind bars in Central Regional jail in lieu of $30,000 bond.

He got a prescription for Vicodin from a Dr. in Minnie Hamilton Health System and altered the number of pills from 6 to 16 and tried to get it filled.

GFP – 01.18.2012

GFP – 01.18.2012
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~~~ Readers’ Comments ~~~

Now we shall see if his bond is revoked in Gilmer County. It is amazing how people out on bond can commit crime and get by with it.

By anonymous  on  01.18.2012

This man needs a good drug rehab place to get his life back on track and not to be such a big heart break and disappointment to his family. I feel sorry for them for the shame and sorrow he has brought on them.

Comment by annon  on  01.18.2012


By Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor/Hurricane Rina McCoy – Cosmos Communicator Editor

Shirley Ball who Judge Facemire said was a friend of his during the TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE TRIAL was arrested earlier today and is awaiting arraignment  before bail is set for Battery of an officer and obstruction of an officer, two separate charges.

Shirley Ball not only perjured herself during court proceeding, but stole the defendants car and got SCOTT FREE away with it.  Gerry Hough actually paid her to lie under oath, and we have the court record to prove it.

Detailed Offender Information

Imprisonment Status:  Misdemeanor Pre-Trial

Full Name: Ball,  Shirley  Ann
Height: 4′  11″
Weight: 138 lbs.
Birth Date: 5/2/1948
Gender: Female
Booking Date: 01/08/2012
Facility: Central Regional Jail
Imprisonment Status: Misdemeanor Pre-Trial

Back to Admissions Summary

Offender Court Order Information

Court Info Number Issuing Agency Location
M-12 CALHOUN COUNTY – Bail Amount: $0.00

Shirley if you recall was mentioned in a recent SS article for getting her ass beat at the Millstone Inn. Shirley lied about a GAY BASHING, when in actuality it was a BALL BASHING!

Speaking of unethical behavior and corruption in law enforcement and the judicial system in Gilmer county, Shirley BALL,   from Bull River Rd in Calhoun County— a state witness in the Gilmer County ‘Travesty of Justice’ case was involved in the raucous BAR fight  at the MILLSTONE INN — and made up a story that was in no way true just like she did by the instruction of Gerald B Hough and in front of JUDGE RICHARD A FACEMIRE who called her a friend in the 14th district circuit court.

Shirley ended up getting her ass beat because she brought along her son, a dude by the name of Steve Long who is 36 years old and from southern Ohio.

“I’m extremely sad to find that people whom I’ve known for such a long time in my life and whom I’ve gone to high school with could do such a horrendous crime,” said Melissa Ball daughter to Shirley Ball who was paid by Gerald B Hough to commit perjury on a case where Gilmer County and the State of West Virginia backed those lies all the way to the United States Supreme Court and Shirley Ball nor Hough have had to pay for knowingly bringing false evidence to a grand jury and a felony trial jury.

 I have met Steve personally a few times before. He used to live in Portage County Ohio, but they didn’t like him much up in Streetsboro, or Mantua (Man-O-way)so he got the boot.

“It was the busiest Saturday night of the year and we had to close the bar,” Ms. Darling stated.

“Steve Long has been in here before causing trouble!”  Evangeline further stated.

When asked by an SS official if she knew Shirley Ball, Evangeline Darling made the comment that Ball had been in there before many times with others which included Nub Marks another GERRY HOUGH STATE WITNESS in the TRAVESTY CASE who also had been drunk and disorderly.

Shirley Ball is the crazy bitch who had an affair on her husband GERRY BALL and got involved with NUB MARKS a year before the time of the Travesty trial but defense counsel F JOHN OSHOWAY refused to expose that fact to the jury. Justice Albright and Justice Starcher of the WV Supreme Court stated that OSHOWAY was guilty of ineffective assistance to the defendant during the trial and should be sued for malpractice.

Nub Marks blew a point two one — three times the legal limit and also was carrying loaded weapons in the back of the vehicle when arrested.

When our enemies that have made overt threats are busted, drunk, with dangerous loaded weapons in the car, it make us a little nervous. Drunk and loaded weapons is NEVER GOOD!

Here is the rest of the story:

MILLSTONE BAR BRAWL INJURES THREE – Family Calls Incident ‘Gay Bashing but in actuality it had nothing to do with the fact of anybody being GAY. Dude is a BALL just like JIM BALL Bail Bondsman who really is a GAY fuck and an ENEMY to many.

JIM BALL calls himself a private investigator now, and JIM BALLS boyfriend, “SHYLOH” just got his head kicked in recently and died from the injuries.

Steven Long lied to the Police, along with his mother Shirley Ball about being gay, but his step brother Jim Ball and former Sutton Law Enforcement officer is gay.

But the matter was covered up and the obit said “Due to long illness, at home” …which is a complete fabrication and that can be proven.

JIM BALL is a henchman for the Butchers, and is the son to the LATE Gerry Ball who was married to Shirley, but found out she was having an affair with rub a dub NUB aka Danny Marks also a person that Gerry Hough GC prosecutor got to lie on the stand and Marks was impeached by his own testimony. Basically, what is up is there was some collateral damage because Shirley is a trouble making bitch that truly is a drunken alcoholic that can’t drive to the fucking grocery story without a beer in her hand that hooked up with a very dishonest Gerry Hough and did some bad deeds that became quite expensive, so nobody gives a fuck that it was a ….better call somebody bitch  …kind of night for her special Holiday occasion!

“Better call somebody Shirley you lying bitch, better call ONSTAR!”

High ranking SS officials from Central WV spoke with Evangeline Darling (shown in photo) the owner of the Millstone Inn late Thursday December 1st

According to witnesses on the scene the brawl injured three people attending Karaoke Night at the Millstone Inn early late Saturday and past midnight, after customers attacked 36-year-old Steven Long of Cincinnati, Ohio, then attacked his mother, Shirley Ball, 63, of Grantsville and his aunt, Carolyn Newrones, 70, of Mantua, Ohio.

However Shirley Ball lied to the State Police and her statements now are conflicting. Now if this was anybody else besides the WV State Police BALL would already be in jail for telling the police it was a “GAY BASHING” incident for that is total lie. Steve long is not gay,  and the last time he was seen by an SS member was inside a strip club, and it was a situation where the dancers had complained that Long could not keep his hands to himself, which was the same problem Mr Long ran into at the Millstone Inn. He is lucky he was not beaten to death and this was not the first time the little bitch has caused trouble there.

The attack started on Long, inside the bar and continued in the parking lot for several minutes, causing head trauma, face fractures, and a broken foot, but the broken foot was self inflicted as we found out during our investigations.

Ball said at least three males continuously beat and kicked him in the parking lot.

During the ambulance trip to Roane General Hospital in Spencer, Long reportedly quit breathing for a period of time.

When the individuals were ordered out of the bar, according to Ball, the male subjects shoved, kicked and spit on her and 70-year-old Newrones, who suffered a severe fracture and broken joint in her arm with multiple bruises.

Now we come to find out after talking to the owner of the Millstone Inn that Shirley Ball and her son Steve Long actually started the altercation.

Ball said she was trampled by the subjects and lost consciousness briefly when her head hit concrete, after which she locked herself in

63 yr old Shirley Ball looking more like 73 from all the alcohol abuse shown here in a photo from November 10th 2011 in Grantsville , West Virginia the county seat of Calhoun

a truck and used OnStar to contact 911.

“They kept beating on the truck, trying to get in,” Ball said.

Now if they were beating on the TRUCK, to get in, and she is a female is that GAY BASHING, no that is BALL BASHING because she has done some bad things like LIE on the stand, costing someone hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars.

“That BITCH Shirley BALL has a foul loud mouth and is a documented LIAR.   Too bad there was not enough time to talk to her about her criminal activity and conspiracy to bring false evidence to a felony trial with GERALD B HOUGH!”

After all the facts have now been revealed the situation hardly constitutes GAY BASHING, that was entirely made up by BALL and she should be immediately arrested by the West Virginia State Police.

LONG was beaten because he is an ASS HOLE and a BALL not because he sucks dick like step brother Jim Ball. Has anybody bashed Sutton COP Jim Ball for being gay? Nada!

Ball described the incident as “Gay bashing,” which she says could easily have claimed the victim’s life. What a liar!

“I’m extremely sad to find that people whom I’ve known for such a long time in my life and whom I’ve gone to high school with could do such a horrendous crime,” said Long’s sister, Melissa.

Melissa, is known as MISSY to her friends in Calhoun County. As it turns out MISSY is full of Shit! The people committing the horrendous crime included her mother and her half wit step brother who I would bet two dollars has at least attempted to molest her once, and those are not the actions of a gay man.

The WV State Police are investigating. Arrests have yet to be made over the incident, but if arrests are made lets hope it is LONG and BALL that are arrested for causing a disturbance and then trying to disguise the matter with a false police report, which would not be the first time for alcoholic Shirley Ball from Calhoun County.

The management at the MILLSTONE INN also agree with the Secret Seven Coalition and recently made a public statement in the HUR HERALD in Calhoun County.


The owners of the Millstone Inn are widely disputing claims that a customer was the victim of “Gay bashing” during a fight that broke out during karaoke at the bar early Sunday morning.

Steven Long, 36, of Cincinnati, Ohio, received multiple injuries during a dispute that lasted more than half an hour.

His mother Shirley Ball, 63, of Grantsville, said he was beaten by three different males, a fight that continued in the parking lot of the establishment.


“But, basically Shirley Ball has always been a lying alcoholic which turned out to be perfect to be a state witness for Gerald B Hough!”

Evangeline Darling owner of the bar, says the fight started when Long groped the posterior of a female customer. When he was confronted by her boyfriend, Long said it was o.k. because he was gay, according to Darling.

“Steve Long was out-of-control, continuing to create separate problems with other individuals in the parking lot for a half-hour, while our staff and his family attempted to calm him,” Darling said.

And here was what we have to say about all of that… for you could have messed with Crooked River German Shepherds!!

Council of Conservative Citizens – GERRY HOUGH Gilmer County Prosecutor is a CRIMINAL and will be held accountable!

Attention Gerald B Hough, you are hereby being notified that you will be held accountable for your false prosecutions and criminal activity. You will be pursued relentlessly as well as your cohorts in crime for your continuing and ongoing criminal activity, which also includes purposely not bringing rape cases forward.

Your criminal acts and serious crimes under the guise as prosecuting attorney for Gilmer County will be made public for all to see, and for all to make up their own minds in the court of public opinion, every day, every week, and every month of 2012.

You Gerald B Hough will be made to pay for damages via criminal tort for criminal negligence, and the tax payers of Gilmer County via the County Commission will not be happy they have to foot the bill for your blatant misconduct.

Gerald B Hough with daughter Carly Hough who brought the hard booze on the bus to the State High School Volley Ball tournament in Charleston recently. Contributing to the delinquency of minors is not against the law when your DAD is the prosecutor.

The local WV chapter of the Council of Conservative Citizens will regale the people with stories of WACO OIL AND GAS and IKE MORRIS involving payoffs via paper bags filled with cash transferred in parking lots in the dark of night while high-ranking elected officials crouch in back seats.

You people in Gilmer County which also includes local law enforcement will be exposed for your criminal activity and so will the state govt that supports such acts.

In West Virginia even the Governor EARL RAY is crooked as fuck.

But, when IKE MORRIS has US SENATOR JOE MANCHIN literally in his pocket, well then the entire cheating situation is scaled to a matter to be handled by professionals only.

You owe some serious debts in cash and ass Gerald B Hough and we aim to collect both if necessary.

I am WHITE FANG from the Central WV SS and I have been specially trained to rid Crooked County of the wicked and evil. My relatives grew up along the Crooked River and made that their home, just to lose it all to some corrupt public officials from Gilmer County. I have been trained to identify enemies and alert my master to their presence. I know what Gerald B Hough looks like and smells like and hopefully I will know the taste of evil if the gods provide good hunting. Don’t worry! It will be JUST OK, for then we can all say, “Oh, No foul play…but what a mess!”


Gilmer Schools Coalition (GSC): Meeting Report – 12.29.11


The Gilmer County Schools Coalition (GSC) held its first Public meeting at Audreys’ (Common Place) Restaurant on Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 6:00 PM.

Ten citizens attended this meeting of the coalition in an attempt to find clarity and resolution to the WV State School Board takeover of Gilmer County Schools.
Those Attending were:

•  William Simmons

•  Carl Armuor

•  David Brown

•  Larry Butcher

•  Karen Pennebaker

•  Brian Pennebaker

•  Mrs. Brian Pennebaker

•  Norma Hurley

•  Alton Skinner

•  G. Dave Ramezan

•  The Gilmer Free Press
Other citizens unable to attend the meeting were:

•  Leon Starkey

•  Phyllis Starkey

•  Cassandra Huff

•  Misty Pritt
Facilitator for this meeting explained that the purpose of the Gilmer Schools Coalition was not a witch hunt or to create martyrs and would not represent any political affiliation.

The purpose is rather to work together for the future of education and the children in Gilmer County.

It was agreed that if there was an issue the discussion would center on job performance of a particular position of employment and not name an individual.

This coalition was established to determine:

•  Why Gilmer County was not given a probationary period to meet State Board expectations after the OEPA audit report.

•  What can or must be done to return Gilmer County Schools to the direction of the Board Officials who were legally elected by non- partisan vote and to enable them to inform the public as to progress or lack thereof in that direction.
Dr. William K. Simmons had previously offered to act as a spokesperson and based on his education and experiences as a former President of Glenville State College and a Chancellor of WV’s Higher Education System and his selection by the Gilmer County Board of Education as the next Superintendent prior to takeover was an obvious choice.

However, all persons present at any meeting of this group (open to all citizens of Gilmer County) will have a voice and a vote with majority rule on any issue or action.

New members would be welcome at any time and anyone present would be permitted to vote upon any action or issue of the Coalition.

Upon a call for the vote to establish Dr. Simmons role as spokesperson there were nine votes to the affirmative with one abstention.  Motion carried.
The floor was turned over to Dr. Simmons who felt that the primary problem since the takeover has been a total break in communication with State Board appointed personnel and the Board itself.

Communication is also being blocked between various community factions throughout this County and this is of no benefit.

Conversation has been suppressed on this issue since the beginning at the direction of the State Board and it is obvious that even the main stream press has avoided reporting on the subject since the takeover.

This causes a lot of second guessing and confusion as to what is required to resolve this problem, what actions toward that goal have been taken,  whether these actions have been monitored and reported to the Board and why this vital information has not been made public.

There is also concern of this being a state introduction to possible County Consolidation.

Dr. Simmons feels there should be a slogan or logo affiliated with the group and asked all members to bring their ideas to the table at the next meeting.

Conversations between the members questioned whether there was legal recourse, prior experiences with takeovers of small schools and who would be best to seek advice from on various subjects.

There was also discussion on the current County Board meetings and no expression of interest by the current Superintendent to interact with various community members asking questions among other miscellaneous subject matter.

At 6:58 PM the meeting was adjourned in agreement that Dr. Simmons would attempt communication with Charleston and relay his results when the Coalition gathers next.

It was suggested by K. Pennebaker that the group meet at the Holt House as she is Secretary to the Historical Society and could provide access.

The group agreed that the time and date would be posted on the Gilmer Free Press but tentatively to take place the middle of January.